Brendel

this was one of the silliest things i’ve ever seen in a professional basketball game

I feel like he is not because he maintains healthy relationships with Jessie and James, I feel like he would welcome romance into his life but also finds meaning in so many other things that he would not define himself by it

Yes this is true but Meowth never would make that case because he canonically learned to talk in an unsuccessful attempt to mate so he understands the pain all living creatures struggle against

So is Joe Rogan and he is strong

You might ask why Pikachu and not Meowth when neither lives in the ball and the answer is that Meowth does crimes so he already stands against the established order of things

Machop: now you get in the ball

Me: but

Machop: now you get in the ball

I feel like it would just take one Pokémon looking at Pikachu and asking “why doesn’t he need to live in the ball?” to lead to some fuckin changes in that society

Joe Burrow after every single game in the AFC North

And to find a real life fox that can remember his lines? Brother I’ve seen foxes act and we’re talking cue cards at best.

There is literally no way to find a real life fox that attractive and that’s sort of the dealbreaker for folks, most real life foxes just want to eat chickens and not be sexy

(twentieth pilot enters cockpit) ok certainly that's the last one

My sister rescued a new pom. He's inbred and his name is Sandwich

DOJ releases Epstein files with accusations against Trump Over the course of four interviews in 2019, a woman told the FBI that Epstein and Trump sexually abused her in the 1980s.

“A DOJ source told the Miami Herald that agents found her to be credible—and that they would not have interviewed her four times if they thought she was lying.”

@jkbjournalist.bsky.social bringing it home
www.miamiherald.com/news/politic...

Larry Crowne promotional image of Hanks and Julia Roberts on a scooter and Julia is way too happy to be on that thing just calm down Julia

I demand a movie where Hologram for the King squares off against Larry Crowne. The prize for winning? You guessed it, they meet the guy from News of the World

TOM HANKS A hologram FOR THE KING

I remain convinced that if you turn on this movie it’s just 2 hours of Tom Hanks alone in a room going “wow we didn’t think anyone would click”

Ok some of you need to stop being horny for Space Slug

Hank Azaria: today I come before you, America, with proof of who the Zodiac truly was,

Reporter: do it as Wiggum

Hank Azaria, sadly: ok ok, *Wiggum voice* so it was-

Reporter: no do the whole thing as Wiggum, no wait as Moe! Do it as Moe

Hank Azaria: so I was wiping down the bar the other day-

This is like that dream Lisa has in the Simpsons where she forms a band with the less popular member of a bunch of different duos and everyone comes to the concert and boos

What was with the laugh

flanders friday

I have never felt like fewer of a man 😔

Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social • 2h The Bluesky Line of Judgment is that anyone who has less posts than you is boring and anyone who has more posts than you is deranged. If they have the exact same amount? Also bad. I think it's more to do with people who don't know when to use "less" or "fewer". Sorry.

EnRAGED by this response

Ok but I’m not reading that article you linked, it’s too long

Gandalf: I am a servant of the secret panties

The Bluesky Line of Judgment is that anyone who has less posts than you is boring and anyone who has more posts than you is deranged. If they have the exact same amount? Also bad.

She walks towards the door, briefcase in hand, a sad look lingers on her face, but also a look hopeful about the future

Me: so do you have anything to plug?

Referring to human conversation as “Private Podcasts for Premium Members”

I think this is roughly what rich people look like when they do steroids but also don’t work out