Pickle Surprise!

Aprender un segunda idioma ayuda a prevenir la demencia. Escuche a Trump acelera la demencia.

An Onion article titled “ Phantom Diner Appears Only To Those In Their Drunkest Hour” illustrated by an old mill building illuminated by yellow streetlights

This diner

My sympathies

Here comes a special boy!

Communism is when your phone isn’t allowed to tell you that swallowing boric acid will cure your yeast infection

Can a 5-foot high vehicle get storrowed? We’re about to find out

Gross

I'm worried when Kristi Noem finds out she's been fired she's going to become America's first obedience school shooter.

She is the last person I’d ever want to speak for me.
Or about me.
Or to me, even.

Pitcher plants

They’e helplessly attracted to the sweet scent of attention and waltz willingly to their deaths like flies before a carnivor plant

Boston owes its flourishing good health to shorts and iced coffee in the winter.

ADHD doesn’t mean that you’re lazy and stupid, but it also doesn’t mean that you’re *not* lazy and stupid

Jonny Wick

If we were to airlift Weymouth and drop it in the middle of Arkansas it absolutely would be the upper crust.

Stanislav, I’ve been thinking about you a lot lately

Little girl-shaped bombs

I loved her so much!

McCain Sings "Bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran" YouTube video by The Progressive Magazine

The DOD has finally outcringed John McCain singing “Bomb Iran” to the tune of a Beach Boys song.

Very well dressed woman chasing down a Coco delivery robot yelling "I hate that thing. I'm going to fucking kill it" while her partner yells limply behind her "baby no you're gonna get sued"

Gen X! We drank from the hose! We came home when the street lights came on! And apparently every single one of us are This Way bec we played with mercury as children?

The People’s Piñata

Crossed-Up Crossover Comedy: Promoted for Latinos, Gallagher's pseudo-Spanish show is a litany of degrading stereotypes and insults.

This is exactly what Gallagher did when he claimed that he was going to perform in Spanish

FDA: Homeopathic teething gels may have killed 10 babies, sickened 400 Makers have been warned before about varying amounts of deadly nightshade in gels.

It does, though. The amount of toxin should be infinitesimal but there are cases in which people have died because the concentration of toxin is several orders of magnitude greater than it should be.

canadian excellence 🇨🇦

Chemicals: 👎
Homeopathic pills that contain 10,000 percent more mercury than it says on the label: 👍

This sexy black leather jumpsuit is so uncomfortable and makes no sense. I’m just a barback at Quark’s.

After that episode I had a nightmare so intense that I did a backflip in my sleep and knocked out two baby teeth.

One of the most attractive and kind of hilarious things about a human being is when they have a regional accent that only comes out when they’re angry

Correction: The only people who hate their own children more than the British and the US are the fine people of Mississauga, Ontario.