Meanwhile in one of our local FB groups………🤨

They may as well hand you the trophy based on the photo alone. 🤤

Of course if Trump had made a gaffe like this, there'd be a whole army of lackies already running around trying to explain how he actually did it on purpose and they'd end up having to change the maps or something…

They could have explained it by saying it signifies “Britain is Broken” 🤨

It have you introduced him to crumpets with Marmite on them?

Always read the label 🤦🏼‍♂️

Yeah but updating it is a must when it gets to a certain age.

Sounds like an idea for a sitcom 🤣

Will the trousers of the suit have big wide bottoms?

And they say AI will be the death of us all. Pfft!

Calls NCA. Line engaged but will keep trying.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN!

If you don’t mind

Too late. Interpol have already about notified of an assassin disguised as a teacher.

I’ll bet the sweating helped a lot.

Does your other leg have 2-2 written in it?

Got a bit of the Yoda look about him.

He has that look that says “see I told you to stay with me”

Looks a bit green. Needs colour.

Oh good the crickets on BBC4

Adam Ant on currently and I’m wondering what I’m watching!

Hopefully a good one. Scaffolders, painters and joiners here today.
Looks like I’ll be on brew duty all day 🤦🏼‍♂️

Ear defenders?