hux | aka Lizzie Huxley-Jones

First, hot cross bun.

Switch 2 arrived! Knee taped up!! And now I need to leave x

Don’t question the methods !!!

However my knee is clicking ominously so it’s time to get the sticky tape out

Turns out waiting mode can be good if you harness that vibration into words because I just made 1000 decent ones

*shaking my phone* Aubrey Gordon and Michael Hobbes you’re my only hope

so yeah I think that’s going well

I am going on a writing retreat this weekend to finish this book and I need to leave soon, barely know where I’m going, have not finished packing, and the switch 2 arrives in the next hour

i just started this and immediately had to take a minute bc it opened with the mars rover Opportunity’s last words 😢

now a few chapters in and having to pause bc my bath is getting very cold but YES VERY GOOD you should get this book

a hand holding a mounted screenprint of three realistic-looking rooks with a blue background. The top rook is perched on a branch, the middle one is cawing and the bottom one is walking along.

✨morning campers! my newsletter subscribers got first dibs on this rook screenprint I found recently that I did in 2017. They snapped up the first two & there are just TWO left, signed, numbered, dated and mounted ready for framing

shop.frankduffy.co.uk/product/rook... #art #artsky #crow #witchsky

no one came good on this boo

they know we yearn for the Animal Crossing vibes

i have to finish writing a book by tuesday and I am so close, and my partner just ordered a switch 2 on standard delivery so it won't arrive until then, and then i can play pokopia and that is the biggest dangly carrot ever

I spent all of February in 28 degree dry heat and now it’s false spring so hot sun and cold nights so basically my body has no idea where it is or what it is doing

You Are Elon Musk by Kris Lorischild A Billionaire Simulator

You asked for it! The long-awaited sequel to You Are Jeff Bezos is finally here:

YOU ARE ELON MUSK

200+ passages. 7 endings. Secrets. In-jokes. Giant robots. All with the purpose of doing one thing: SPENDING ALL OF ELON MUSK'S FUCKING MONEY

direkris.itch.io/elon

A screenshot of Google's AI Overview answer to the question "is haggis an animal". It says "Yes, the haggis is a small, furry mammal native to Scotland" and goes on to give the typical "asymmetrical legs" details.

The Scottish have won the AI Wars.

i am so near the end of this book but I'm in the bit before the Final End Bit which means a lot of set up and tying up bits of plot so I could really do with some nonsense so if you could oblige???

you know what i think we need some kind of 30-50 feral hogs, david cameron and the pig, the girls are fighting chaos day on social media. who would like to get us going?

Sickening. This is a betrayal of every screenwriter, playwright, poet and novelist in the UK. We’ve had copyright laws since around 1710 and they intend to upend all of that to help feed billionaire tech companies. 😡

#ScriptSkyUK #ScriptSky #WritingCommunity

This game is about to release into Early Access TODAY and I have a spare giveaway key. I'll post it into the replies for anyone to grab once this post reaches 500 reposts

SIGNED COPY You Will Be Able to Knit by the End of This Book - Rosie Fletcher Slipstitch's very own Rosie Fletcher has written a beginner's knitting book and you can own a signed copy! You want to learn to knit, but somehow you always end up in a tangle of knotted yarn and baff...

Of course you can always buy a SIGNED copy directly from me if you would rather I didn't get like 7p at most slipstitchldn.co.uk/collections/...

You Will Be Able to Knit by the End of This Book You Will Be Able to Knit by the End of This Book eBook : Fletcher, Rosie: Amazon.co.uk: Books

My book is 99p on Kindle this month and is the best selling Crafts & Hobbies book on all of Amazon!
www.amazon.co.uk/Will-Able-Kn...

genuinely think the deurbel is one of the best communicated citizen science projects

The Fish Doorbell — The Fish Doorbell Did you spot a fish? Press the Fish Doorbell! This alerts our lock operator to let the fish through. The Fish Doorbell is in Utrecht, NL.

*bursts in, sweating, out of breath*

“Drop everything, fish doorbell’s back”

visdeurbel.nl/en/

To be clear I’m an author who writes in present tense lol

yeah it’s a tweet from 2022

in the game we call that a productive shit

given the amount of shitposts here I think you’d be shocked to discover I wrote 4000 words today lol

Tell Philip Pullman not me lol

Buy my books so I can get pokopia