Alice Quinn

Boss makes a dollar
I make a dime
That’s why I’m gay
That’s why I do crime

I don’t fully understand what a slut coven is, but I support it.

THEY DO it's so rude. The only boss who didn't do this to me was the one I had when I did sex work. She was the best.

It's me. I'm the hot woman in my area (I have temperature dysregulation pls fan me)

therapist: have you been having any intrusive thoughts lately

me: shouldn’t the olive garden be called the olive orchard since olives grow on trees

I’m a big believer in nope.

Oh God this is so true

option 1 is Twitter, option 2 is blue sky, option 3 is threads, option 4 is i’m perched on a tree in the woods and muttering sentences to ONLY myself

When you start going to a new therapist establish dominance by taking more notes than them

What if we kissed amid the ruins of a giant coastal city, one we had razed with our atomic breath and thundering tails?

my parents l told me that I could anything I wanted, so I became depressed

I don't have an inner "monologue", it's at least a dialogue and more commonly resembles a split parliament

Girls don’t want boys, they want a cabin in the woods, a herb garden and a grimoire.

Me: dear god. Please destroy ICE and
Amazon

God: yo I gotchu

God: *melts ice caps and starts burning the rainforest*

Me: wait no

Love the alt text forever

She tumbled outta bed and into the clock

Oh this is terrifying

Elon Musk post saying “I have overcome the desire to be liked”

this has to be one of the least true things of all time

throwing myself off my balcony to test my aerodynamics

I would organize my thoughts but I'm afraid they would form a union and demand benefits.

started from the bottom, now we’re here (still at the bottom)

Don't touch black people's hair.