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@tobythetortoise

Old, bald and a bit lefty. I know it's a cat. Deactivated X.

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Melanoma practising her look for the dumpsters send off.

09.03.2026 18:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bit difficult when it doesnt posess one.

08.03.2026 22:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Im sure the press pool at the WH will be all over this.

28.02.2026 17:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Todays will catch alot. Did for me.

27.02.2026 13:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Weird.

26.02.2026 09:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hes never in the office. Piss off farage.

10.02.2026 07:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Recent government data shows significant decline across the farming industry since Brexit. Poultry exports down 37.7%, beef by 23.6%, lamb by 14 per cent, and dairy by 15.6%.

Brexit was, is and always will be utter madness.

10.02.2026 06:25 πŸ‘ 46 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

The central tenet of the US gun lobby is that citizens must have the right to bear arms as the ultimate safeguard against an authoritarianism government.

So, where are you, guys?

Or was that another made-up reason to keep the bucks rolling in for the gun industry?

10.01.2026 11:29 πŸ‘ 105 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0

Or not arriving in the first place.

05.01.2026 17:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The curse of O'Brien struck again.

04.01.2026 22:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"America is an oil company with an army."

β€”George Carlin

04.01.2026 19:21 πŸ‘ 18121 πŸ” 4770 πŸ’¬ 371 πŸ“Œ 149

So Trump gives the green light to China to invade Taiwan. What a complete bloviated turd.

03.01.2026 19:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Abolish the House of Lords, RT if you want it gone.

Tear it down.

24.12.2025 20:45 πŸ‘ 544 πŸ” 353 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 7

Peoples front of Judea

28.11.2025 12:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Hey, if da boss can screw the doj for millions, do ya think we can get a piece of the action?" In a thick gangster accent.

14.11.2025 11:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I was imagining the chaos of the current US administration. Poopy pants would pop his clogs.

13.11.2025 17:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@mrjamesob.bsky.social Dame Andrea Jenkyns!

11.11.2025 12:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

But does explain the craziness around this story.

11.11.2025 11:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Setting your sights high then.

03.11.2025 17:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Eh? You stupid or something?

28.10.2025 23:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Cartoon by @deadder.bsky.social.

28.10.2025 16:05 πŸ‘ 3045 πŸ” 1103 πŸ’¬ 52 πŸ“Œ 23

I dont see many asking just why this glorified marquee attached to the White Host is going to cost a whopping $350m. Solid gold tat?

26.10.2025 17:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œWe don’t have illegal aliens… the legal term for my people were slaves….”
🚨This is what leadership looks and sounds like in 2025.✊🏼

26.10.2025 02:49 πŸ‘ 11826 πŸ” 4770 πŸ’¬ 336 πŸ“Œ 66

Trump and his cronies are a parasite on your Republican party. Like most hosts, they don't understand or feel the infection and don't seek the necessary treatment. Do you think he would have been elected as an independent fascist? No, he required a gullible host. Wake up America, for the sake of all

26.10.2025 12:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Classic Trumpfuckery.

25.10.2025 20:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s pretty fucking hard to make sense of us giving $40 billion to Argentina’s federal government when our federal workers are standing in fucking breadlines here at home.

25.10.2025 19:57 πŸ‘ 2544 πŸ” 652 πŸ’¬ 106 πŸ“Œ 17

@mrjamesob.bsky.social Simples. Add 1% but raise thresholds.

24.10.2025 09:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@mrjamesob.bsky.social you've answered it. Line em up and top em off when required. Quicker service at large venues. Guinness. 'orrible drink.

23.10.2025 11:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Corporate greed and poor governance.

17.10.2025 20:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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TRUMP & EPSTEIN ARE SEX TRAFFICKERS!!! I’m gonna post this every day so nobody forgets exactly who Pedophile Trump is and why the Epstein files have suddenly disappeared.

07.10.2025 12:24 πŸ‘ 1066 πŸ” 459 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 22