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@bravebern

Deeply Working Class London Irish now in Iceni Land (historically Celt prior to small boat invaders so reclaiming) on the spectrum, pragmatic hard left, Arsenal, cats, 80’s/90’s indie music, Fallout, retro gaming, peace. History from deep to mid century

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Fulham retirement home for pre-loved Arsenal players.

07.03.2026 16:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

Jesus deflected the bullet obvs!

07.03.2026 14:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s nearly Easter man give the guy a break! 😛

07.03.2026 14:15 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Smashed them out the park!

#Plucky

Some shocking individual performances. Some nicer ones.

07.03.2026 14:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I never thought of that.

Hitler was in such a strong bargaining position, apart from the allies surrounding him and the Russians about to rip him to shreds.

Whereas Epstein really had no bargaining power at all, he didn’t know where the bodies were buried or who raped who.

Silly me.

07.03.2026 11:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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07.03.2026 11:19 👍 14 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0

“Mansfield bound” auto triggers in my weirdly wired brain:
“Texture like sun!”

07.03.2026 09:46 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I don’t do conspiracy theories BUT he didn’t kill himself.

07.03.2026 05:48 👍 175 🔁 6 💬 7 📌 0
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This is who our President is...

06.03.2026 20:36 👍 10993 🔁 4312 💬 401 📌 180

Well enjoy Bonesaw Utd mate.

Bye.

06.03.2026 22:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Herbie had a Hitler tash

06.03.2026 15:55 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Keegan played a brand of football that was joy to watch.

His trophy cabinet was empty.

Howe’s teams brutalise and cheat.

You win a trophy.

Go watch ballroom dancing for beauty mate.

06.03.2026 15:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

If I were him I wouldn’t do any public speaking!

06.03.2026 13:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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06.03.2026 10:02 👍 556 🔁 176 💬 12 📌 5

True.

06.03.2026 09:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That “negative spiral” quote from AVB years ago.

Remember that?

06.03.2026 08:17 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It matters not.
In my lifetime I have seen many “versions” of Arsenal.

Terry Neil’s “cup team”
Via “Boring Boring” & the glitzy “Wengerball”

It’s Arsenal. That’s it. My team.

05.03.2026 15:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Geoff approves

05.03.2026 15:07 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Love Brighton.
Love the old pier.
Seen loads of bands there
Been to the Goldstone
Remember 1984

But mate, we have been 2nd playing jazzy footy for three years - so we literally don’t give a fuck!

05.03.2026 07:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Cartoon by Michael de Adder

04.03.2026 17:24 👍 1109 🔁 409 💬 43 📌 12
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Impossible for Spurs to be relegated.

They will not go down.
They are too good to go down.

Relax.

05.03.2026 05:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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‎‘If the final hour comes upon you when you are planting a tree, finish planting it.’

‎— Prophet Mohammed ﷺ

‎⁦‪#Art‬⁩ by ⁦‪Safia Latif‬⁩

04.03.2026 13:25 👍 662 🔁 107 💬 14 📌 4

Side note for your saltiness
Arsenal are top of the Fair Play League
Brighton are 17th

So maybe stop kicking people
???

05.03.2026 04:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Dial a cliche!

05.03.2026 04:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Syphillis

05.03.2026 00:22 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bless his cottons

05.03.2026 00:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Crazy!

05.03.2026 00:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I wish our winner was a scrambled, in the mixer, pinball deflected corner.

04.03.2026 23:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

WHY WASN'T THERE A PLAN TO GET AMERICANS OUT OF THE MIDDLE EAST

PEDO: It happened so quickly
Rubio: Israel forced our hand

LATER:
PEDO: I forced Israel's hand

SOOOOOO ...
PEDO KNEW WHEN THEY WERE GOING TO BOMB IRAN ...

AND HAD NO EXIT STATEGY?🤔

ISRAEL GOT US INTO A WAR
PEDO FOLLOWED ORDERS💯

04.03.2026 11:24 👍 3064 🔁 851 💬 242 📌 48

He is a Gooner though.

Quoted as “Off air Arsenal fan, on air City fan”

04.03.2026 14:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0