It may go even higher yet! Some people will opt to allow the 'Second Chance' second-place bidders a chance to donate and earn their reward, and there's also still craft bazaar stuff to count in! I'd say we'll be well over $10k before the end. 🥰
Sad and disgusting and also blatantly stupid, bc nothing - and I mean NOTHING - will stop kids from asking questions you don't feel ready to answer. But you figure it the fuck out, if you're a half-decent parent, bc that's part of the fucking job you signed up for. 😤
Me, casually rewatching Our Flag Means Death...
Kid, pretending not to be paying attention...
*Izzy snaps and challenges Stede to the duel*
Kid: "Man, what is this guy's PROBLEM?"
😂
Also...
*Stede and Ed during the restaurant talk; Lucius staring*
Kid: "Bro's gaydar is SCREAMIN'."
🤣
Night Bright as Day, Vol. 3- 41
Crowley, brilliant as always. Running away from your issues is always the answer 😂 See Aziraphale’s answer already posted on my Patreon (link in bio) 🥰
#goodomensfanart #ineffablehusbands #nightbrightasday
#FTH2026 bidding is now complete! Congrats to the auction winners! 😘💕
ONLY 37 MINUTES LEFT! 😱😱😱
2 hours! 👀
6 hours left! 👀
My mother, while cleaning out their attic, accidentally trashed a bunch of notebooks of stories I'd written back in grade school and junior high. Every now and then I think about those, and I'm caught between genuine grief and genuine relief. 😂
P.S. Hot DAMN your auction went wild! 😍
I'm traveling for my kid's hockey game, but I should be home for the last 2 hours of bidding and am rubbing my hands together in anticipation of trying to snag some auctions at the last minute. 😆
Sketch of the Bentley on the street
I do have a soft spot for drawing the Bentley 💛
Eeeee HEEHEEHEE!!!
*claps hands and kicks feet*
SHOP UPDATE! 😈😇
I’ve added in all of my #goodomens merch! That includes my Aziraphale and Crowley matching standees that I haven’t sold since 2021 !!
All my keychains, standees and posters are up for purchase!
✨🐾 Shop link in bio 🐾✨
#aziracrow #aziraphale #crowley
View from above, looking down on Crowley laying on a table. He's naked and tied down, with his arms above his head and his legs bent with his ankles against his thighs. Between his feet is a wand vibrator tied in place and pressed against his crotch. He's blindfolded and gagged. There are groups of sushi arranged on leaves, on his arms, legs, and chest. Around him on the table are candles, roses and petals, a napkin, a remote, soy sauce bottles and a bottle of sake.
sushi date night for aziraphale and crowley, how romantic~
#goodomensnsfw #ineffablehusbands
Aziraphale and Crowley are sitting on the Wall in Eden. Aziraphale has his pretty pink wings out, and is wearing voluminous white robes, pulled down to expose his shoulders and chest, and also up, to show his legs. Crowley is half-transformed, with a long snake tail and his robes shrugged down around his waist. Crowley is holding an apple tree branch with his tail, and is offering Aziraphale the apple in his hand. They're looking at each other flirtily, each making a thoughtful gesture. The small text at the top reads "LA VIE PARISIENNE" and "LE FRUIT DÉPENDU". This is based directly on an early 1900's illustration of the same name from La Vie Parisienne.
a close-up of the first pic focusing on Aziraphale and Crowley
Le Fruit.... 🍎
#GoodOmens #IneffableHusbands
a bloodstained aziraphale smiling blankly at crowley, cupping crowley’s cheek, as he stares at aziraphale with horror
angel, what have you done ? #goodomens #aziraphale #crowley #goodomensfanart
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bwa ha ha ha ha... He knows it! 😆
But did they have so much ACCESS? 😆
...where their bidding is currently at, if you want to browse through for possible last-minute bidding opportunities!
docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
We're almost down to the last 11 hours of #FTH2026! Reminder that I am offering a 10-20k word fic of any rating, and you can find the auction right here:
fth2026offerings.dreamwidth.org/35187.html
There's also this great spreadsheet made by Mirjam that lists all the Good Omens auctions and...
Comic showing Crowley whistling and carrying books in the bookshop, and then gets jump scared by someone shouting “CROWLEE!” Books fly all around him.
Crowley peeking around a shelf saying “Angel? Are you alright?” Followed by Aziraphale’s hand holding a Crowley keychain with a Speechbubble saying “LOOK!” And a small heart.
1… 💛
Adopt your own keychain here!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/lou...
Aziraphale is demanding an explanation for all the prayers shot up to heaven in an inappropriate and obscene manner. Castiel explains it’s all the shtooping he and Dean have done, plus that one time with Meg the demon.
Close up of Aziraphale’s desk with Supreme Southern Pansy placard and a photo of Snake Crowley
#Castiel has some ‘splaining to do and #aziraphale is regretting his promotion!
An SPN Good Omens sammich!
Mmmmm.... I want one now. 🤤
Hmmmm...whatchya drinkin' there, missy? 🧐
Bwa ha ha ha...fantastic. 😆
I showed this to my kid and she was immediately like, "Welp...that's one title I'll never hold" as she looked at me mock-judgmentally. lol
Yeah, honestly, I've only ever gotten this a handful of times in adulthood in general, other than my cousin-in-law saying it to me as a joke. But I did get it once while working at Walmart, and I legit stared at the dude without blinking for, like, 40 seconds until he awkwardly shuffled away. 😆
Good point! More experimentation needs to be undertaken. 😆
I concur. ALL OF THE HAPPY FACED LITTLE DOODLES, GOOD SIR! 💖
