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Last Train to Blazes Author and artist world's biggest Dan Decarlo fan Jeeps and trucks On the spectrum (autism, gender, and asexual)

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Apparently also induced ovulation, so they can get pregnant much easier but also don't have menstrual cycles. Fuck it, doing it too.

07.03.2026 06:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Here I was thinking I had maxed out my breeding kink stats when a friend on discord decides to suggest I give chunes the same compound wombs that rabbis have so they can be pregnant twice at the same time

Of course I'm doing that

07.03.2026 06:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I spend a LOT of time drawing pinups lmao

07.03.2026 02:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Probably the violin.

Beloved, versatile, and has a big family.

06.03.2026 07:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The winter gets cold at night and she's very unused to that. Spring has mud from the mountain snow melt. Summer in the desert is like opening an oven every time you step outside. That pretty much just leaves fall I guess? Not that you see any autumn leaves in the desert.

05.03.2026 16:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Beamng

Probably just drive around because there isn't much else to do in that game.

05.03.2026 16:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Dogs when you don't give them your entire refrigerator.

05.03.2026 08:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This dog got a whole meat jerky stick just to act like a sick victorian child as soon as she didn't also get to eat my sandwich too.

05.03.2026 08:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

On my mom's side, my grandpa was a sergeant in Vietnam. When he got out of the army, he started working in a coal mine in Wyoming.

On my dad's side, grandpa went to law school and became a lawyer.

04.03.2026 23:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The maid had already beaten me to it, she was tending to a small pile of tinder in the stove's firebox.

"Good morning." I said.

She looked up at me, and then back at the tinder. She said nothing.

"Damnit, why is everyone in this town so standoffish? Is it because I'm Chunish?" I said.

"I don't distrust you because you're Chunish, I distrust you because you're a cop." She said with a monotone as she never once took her eyes off thefire.

The maid had already beaten me to it, she was tending to a small pile of tinder in the stove's firebox. "Good morning." I said. She looked up at me, and then back at the tinder. She said nothing. "Damnit, why is everyone in this town so standoffish? Is it because I'm Chunish?" I said. "I don't distrust you because you're Chunish, I distrust you because you're a cop." She said with a monotone as she never once took her eyes off thefire.

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04.03.2026 02:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฅ›

03.03.2026 06:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Huh, apparently vanilla and vagina share a root word

03.03.2026 02:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Both, really.

03.03.2026 01:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Enya actually suffers from service related hearing loss, it just isn't something that is a big problem by the time The Ninth Drift takes place. She will eventually get a hearing aid.

03.03.2026 00:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

People putting film score in their classical music playlist is what is going to finally drive me to insanity.

03.03.2026 00:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Doritos with Ruffles flavor.

Doritos with Ruffles flavor.

I can't believe they made transgender chips

02.03.2026 14:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Huh, based on my quick 5 minute Google search, it seems likely.

Well I guess Mexico can have one L. These are not good.

02.03.2026 14:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Enya sleeps in just her bloomers, and she usually sleeps on her side, but that can vary depending on what part of her body is sore from work.

02.03.2026 12:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Picture of a package of weed eater line that is star shaped and colored red white and blue.

Picture of a package of weed eater line that is star shaped and colored red white and blue.

Why does this weed eater line look like it's going to call me a slur?

02.03.2026 10:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A package of pre toasted bread.

A package of pre toasted bread.

I regret to inform you that the Americans are now too lazy to toast their own bread.

02.03.2026 08:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

All of it.

02.03.2026 05:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Enya gets along well with anybody, as long as they don't tell her how to do her job or upset her daughters.

02.03.2026 05:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The fact that there is a type of Marxist who has the exact same views as my dad in everything except which global superpower they want to support makes me almost want to believe in horseshoe theory

01.03.2026 13:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

To be fair, though, only two of those were conservatives. The other was a Marxist.

01.03.2026 13:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've had that conversation at least three different times with three different people and it completely shattered their world view

01.03.2026 13:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"I care about the working class people. Why should I care about what some blue haired barista thinks?"

Um, what do you think a barista is?

01.03.2026 13:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 21 ๐Ÿ” 6 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Welp, time to make a meal at home I guess.

01.03.2026 00:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah, it's my fault, sorry

28.02.2026 02:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Most of my editing process is me removing commas.

28.02.2026 02:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh nobody show this to my fiancee or she might get ideas.

27.02.2026 14:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0