Androgynoise

Toothy grins
Evils smiles
As they cheer
The Hounds of Heil

Love and mercy
Their great fears
And provoke
Conserva-tears

#trump #ICE #houndsofheil #conservatears #GOP

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Katie Otto’s reaction to the Little Shop of Horror’s scene in season three episode 11 of #Americanhousewife is pretty much how I look at everything in the world today.

@trixiemattel.bsky.social such a hard worker. Books, TV shows, makeup empires, and now a series on Netflix. Is this what she means by boots the house down? 🤣 #boots #netflix

#OneThingLolaYoung

Can I get an #orvillepeck and #conangray collab please? And a video. Oh, and a music video, too!

I will watch anything #alisonjanney is in, has been near, or tells me to.

Auto correct correctly corrected a typo to “dick head” and I feel seen. #autocorrect

Why do people move into neighborhoods with mature landscaping and gardens then cut down the trees and ignore the gardens so they become overgrown and filled with weeds? Get an apartment if you can’t handle taking care of a yard. And pick up your kids toys. #realestate #oldmanrant #getoffmylawn

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Me realizing that I put wrought iron furniture in my fairy garden beneath the Ash tree:
#imstupid #fae #garden

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When he lies cause he says you’re gonna be dramatic and you’re mad he lied but he ain’t wrong. #gaylife

I don’t get the fuss over straight men. If they fuck anything like they dress, I’m sure I’d be bored. #gay #gayisgreater

KKKaroline Leavitt and Nazi Barbie, Satan wants a refund in your soul. Even he is disgusted by just how awful you are. #karolineleavitt

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#JDVance you are a liar and just plain gross. I’m sorry if you didn’t get enough love or attention growing up but that doesn’t give you the right to be a gross liar. The fact that you’ve reached such heights doesn’t make you cool it just makes you the grossest of the gross. Well, second grossest.

I have two modes: absolute freak and Ralph Lauren. Someone please explain. If it helps, I am bipolar. #fashion #ralphlauren #bipolar

Does anyone else make up weird and ancient sounding languages so that you sound menacing and blessed with a forgotten cursed tongue as you storm around the house or is it just me? It’s just me, isn’t it? fuck, my therapist is right. #imweird #nutjob #possiblypossessed

Why are the gays boring now? I went to The theatre the other night and all the gays looked like LL Bean mannequins, giving me side eye for being over the top. It’s the theatre. Be theatrical. Show some flare. It’s our kingdom. Rule it. #gay #theatre

I am an American who is appreciative of our allies Canada and Denmark and decry the Trump Administration’s disgusting behavior. As an Ohioan, I’m embarrassed AF by love seat lover and Maybelline Mascara Model wannabe JD Vance. He nasty. #denmark #Canada

Temu delivering stuff at 2 in the morning. Neighbors gonna think it’s drugs or something. Though honestly I wish my dealer gave that kind of service 🤣. It’s a joke, calm down, drugs are bad, just say no. #temu

The rest of us poor slobs are just fucked.

So an alcoholic white supremacist former Fox “news personality” made a bad choice? Shocking. #signalgate

If a gay man does well in a female dominated industry what kind of ceiling is he breaking and is it pink? Lavender? Maybe a nice Tiffany stained glass? Does it have to be broken? I mean, ugh, so messy. And who wants glass in their hair? #gay #glassceiling #dontmessupmyhair

The Architectural Digest spread on Marie Louise and Marc Hom’s historic Cooperstown retreat is one of the most elegant layouts and homes I’ve seen AD showcase. I seriously thought the opening two pages was a painting. Kudos to them on such a beautiful space. #architecturaldigest

The Creatures - Standing There YouTube video by TheCreaturesVEVO

This song is more relevant than ever. #siouxsiesioux #thecreatures

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KKKaroline Leavitt is so stupid she thinks an Oligarchy is where they make Olive Oil. #karolineleavitt #whitehouse #trumpsterfire

Being in you 50s means you get to say things like “oh you’re still a baby” and “I would kill for your metabolism” even if you don’t want to. It just comes out of your mouth to remind everyone you’re old now. It’s horrifying. #oldage #middleage

Thank you, Lady Gaga. Not since Kylie’s Disco has an album been so perfectly timed to give the people what they need. #ladygaga #houseofgaga #mayhem

Every democrat who sits quietly by and meekly “urges” anything should be voted out. We need more Crockets and AOCs. If you sit idly by while we are sold
to the Russians by this traitorous and treacherous Republican Party, you are complicit. #democrats #fucktrump #putinpussylickers #AOC #crockett

You can’t spell Felon without F Elon. #fucktrump #fuckelon