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my second most favorite irl politician interaction of all time was watching this man have a Do You Know Who I Am meltdown in first class on the way back from san diego.

07.03.2026 04:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

dorsey is a self righteous dipshit but i think more importantly if the xers are going to be Boomers With Ketamine, just give us the keys now. go drink out of the hose or whatever.

07.03.2026 04:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

if you're getting scored on by ted cruz i think the question is self answering

07.03.2026 02:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

and attempt to enforce it by withholding funding

07.03.2026 02:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

is donald trump about to attempt to executive order the transfer portal closed lol

07.03.2026 02:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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getting reports that donald trump has destroyed dominos online ordering infrastructure

06.03.2026 23:46 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
06.03.2026 22:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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no no not that broncos owner the other one

06.03.2026 20:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Broncos owner?

06.03.2026 20:14 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

this is the weirdest possible way they could have phrased this? wtf

06.03.2026 20:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

after a few playthroughs of slay the spire 2, i'm ready to call it: we have another Good video game. this brings the total number of Good video games in the world to two, joining the original slay the spire

06.03.2026 12:27 πŸ‘ 744 πŸ” 64 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 4

this actually literally does not seem fair

06.03.2026 14:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

shrewd πŸ…±οΈenezuela investment now huh geniuses,

06.03.2026 14:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

simply no way i'm going to be able to convince a pub the problem is the meter

06.03.2026 04:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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blizzardo you have to be joking with this aug damage meter situation PUT THE HOOKS BACK

06.03.2026 04:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

71

06.03.2026 03:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

bruenig is trolling (though if you can't tell the difference, are you) but i do think we should let him engage in llm-powered self-dentistry

06.03.2026 00:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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good on pcworld for the mea culpa, whomst hasn't been owned by a translation www.pcworld.com/article/3079...

06.03.2026 00:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

if these little media clips are not the literal reason she got fired they are a proximate one

bsky.app/profile/kenj...

05.03.2026 19:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
05.03.2026 18:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i don't typically make proclamations about What Congressional Ds Should Do but a scalp does make it clear that if you make someone make donald trump look bad, you can have theme expeditiously removed. some things to think about, as there are several things about to make donald trump look bad.

05.03.2026 18:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

swish

05.03.2026 18:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

this is why tricia mclaughlin left btw. husband owns the company that got it.

www.propublica.org/article/kris...

05.03.2026 18:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

i WILL be escalating - to who babe lolll

05.03.2026 18:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

as you may expect there are a lot of OOOs firing and there's ntohing anyone can do about it

05.03.2026 17:59 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

fed email reply all apocalypse and the girls are going insane

05.03.2026 17:51 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

conversely - i build a map using arcgis and the same maven data, and that map is used to prioritize targets, am i responsible for bombing the school? there's 100% an argument you could make there, but imo my ownership of it is a little thin.

nb also good to set a line of ownership in the chain.

05.03.2026 16:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i am completely fine if the list of people is large, i just don't think epic hallucinated data is the core problem here

05.03.2026 16:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i feel like the ball has to bounce materially differently on the LED courts right?

05.03.2026 16:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the people responsible for it should spend the remainder of their lives in prison, lets make sure we identify the correct people

05.03.2026 16:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0