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Shadows & Sorcery #200 This week, we’re taking a trip back to the savage, lurid, bloodsoaked lands written of in the Codex Barbarion, where grim, thirsting gods demand battle for their favour and blessings.

The 200th edition of my fantasy collection Shadows & Sorcery has been out for nearly a week and I'd really like to see it get some viewsπŸ™ It's free to read, standalone fiction, no sub needed!

shadowsandsorcery.substack.com/p/shadows-an...

#Fantasy #Writing #SelfPub #IndieAuthor #ShortStories

07.03.2026 17:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I can't believe this was 23 days ago already. The nerves are real.

07.03.2026 15:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That's not even going into the long-debated statistics about what the actual neutral capacity of humans on earth is. Some sources put it as low as 0.5B. Which puts our current numbers at 17x over capacity?

I think civilization can stand to have fewer children for a while. Calm down, Big Media.

07.03.2026 15:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Media outlets acting like the declining birth rate is a bad thing boggles my mind. Our estimated world population is 8.3B. The US foster care system alone has over 400,000 kids. There are over 140M orphans worldwide.

We're not taking care of the kids we have and Gen Z not wanting to add is bad??

07.03.2026 15:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I keep looking for the Shadowbride link but alas! It is not here yet.

07.03.2026 04:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I need a bottomless cup of coffee or the ability to re-enter the Dreaming at will.

04.03.2026 15:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's kinda part of the point...

03.03.2026 01:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Disagree, this is a group of traditionalist witches casting spells for the betterment of humanity. See? They're not even touching the ground.

02.03.2026 17:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ewww I didn't know this. I removed it because it was annoying and useless but now I have to worry about the security of my writing?

02.03.2026 16:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Graphic shows an astronaut standing on the edge of a crater on what appears to be a moon-like surface. A giant eyeball rises out of the crater. Text reads: "Sci-Fi horror. Flash fiction contest. Contest closes in 2 days! tales to terrify dot com slash flash contest"

Graphic shows an astronaut standing on the edge of a crater on what appears to be a moon-like surface. A giant eyeball rises out of the crater. Text reads: "Sci-Fi horror. Flash fiction contest. Contest closes in 2 days! tales to terrify dot com slash flash contest"

Who's watching you?
And why?

**ONLY 2 DAYS LEFT TO ENTER!!!**
-Stories MUST have both sci-fi and horror elements
-Max word count: 1,000
-Prize: $50 + a tinfoil hat
-Note that we are an audio publication, not print

26.02.2026 14:17 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I got a message about this, so here's a follow-up: I don't recommend this is because capsaicin cream is not sterile and therefore not safe for the eyes. Capsaicin is an irritant and will cause burning and pain in all locations.

Also my patients are prisoners. Their reasons for use are different.

23.02.2026 22:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Can I use "international public embarrassment" as a reason to request a citizenship change?

23.02.2026 19:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you think you will be exposed to OC spray, you can reduce your response with incremental exposure of capsaicin cream to your eyes and nose.

For your mouth, just eat spicy food.

Do I recommend this? Absolutely not. Do my patients do it to desired effect? Absolutely yes.

#ForEducationalPurposes

21.02.2026 23:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Working from home is mildly anxiety inducing for someone who has had to validate all of their actions for years. I mean, how will my teammates know that I'm working if I'm not working on the same thing as them? They can't see my work so I may as well just not be working at all, right?

18.02.2026 17:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The political meme game is so strong. The things regular people post are more brilliant and nuanced than anything that was said in the last electoral debate. It's almost unbelievable. But I'm so glad for it. I hope they make it into history books.

18.02.2026 17:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Time to go to the store in little old lady cosplay. But really, I'm disabled and usually get groceries delivered. How is that going to affect my prices?

16.02.2026 15:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We have a similar 12-ft skeleton in my town! Love it!

16.02.2026 15:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Every person is replaceable. It's one of the great freedoms of society. If something happened to you today, your workplace would be forced to replace you. Government is just a workplace that's supposed to be for the betterment of society. A person working against that value should be fired.

16.02.2026 06:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Someone has sure already made this observation but the fact they can convert all those empty warehouses into prison camps means they could have converted them into housing, community centers, job training centers or, hell, libraries or schools all along. It’s always a matter of will not resources.

15.02.2026 17:30 πŸ‘ 41469 πŸ” 14041 πŸ’¬ 658 πŸ“Œ 594
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PseudoPod 1015: What Haunts the Newbuild? If the dead who loved her haunt an old home’s bones, what haunts the newbuild? What makes her creak and moan? Every house is a violenceβ€”and a weathered house knows this better than mostβ€”but if the…

Thinking about the story, "What Haunts the Newbuild?" by Meagan Kane.

If you haven't read or listen to it yet, you can find it on @pseudopod.org at pseudopod.org/2026/02/06/p...

This story just lingers in you. It's so good.

15.02.2026 18:15 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My old computer fried.

Lost all of my writing.

Got a new computer.

Today, it just failed to execute any programs after startup.

Been working on recovery for 4 hours.

Files corrupted.

I have some of them backed up on a cloud now, but I'm afraid I'm about to lose a lot more writing again.

14.02.2026 19:06 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Thinking about copying it, tbh.

14.02.2026 01:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As someone that is very susceptible to marketing, the top right catches my attention first but the long squiggly one makes me want to dive in to whatever the heck it is. It grabs my imagination more.

13.02.2026 05:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Not to mention the people who want the baby and toddler but not the teen and adult.

13.02.2026 05:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My favorite is when it makes a suggestion, you accept the suggestion, then it suggests you change it back to the original. Back and forth forever.

13.02.2026 05:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Submitted the first part of my novel to #ProWritingAid for their $50,000 competition. Wish me luck! 😬

11.02.2026 23:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Restructuring my Appalachian Apocalypse series because I realized belatedly that I started with the WRONG HORSEMAN.

Dang it.

Do I just write the two stories simultaneously?

11.02.2026 00:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

But real talk, sometimes you do just gotta curl up and face down the Old Ones writhing in the darkness. That's surviving too.

#Solidarity

09.02.2026 22:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, that is much worse. I get that from older folks when they see me out with my walker.

"Do you really need that?" My mom about tore someone a new asshole one time when they walked by talking about how I was lazy and inconsiderate for "sitting when [my] mother's standing."

09.02.2026 22:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I read this first as "Is it worth it?" And I was like, clearly you already know the answer. Yes, always worth it.

My mild dyslexia aside, enjoy your puppy cuddles.

09.02.2026 20:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0