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Tony Sladky

@unitedshoes

Artist, occasional writer, Dungeon Master, worldbuilder. (He/Him) If you quote any part of my bio to try and win an argument, you forfeit and I block you.

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Wonder who'll be next to get the "You used to have a dictator the US government liked. Don't you want to go back to that? Tough. We're not giving you a choice" treatment now that we're ramping it up on Cuba and Iran.

28.02.2026 18:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Must we degrade cornered raccoons by comparing them to fascists?

Cornered racoons are infinitely smarter, kinder, more rational, andβ€” dare I say it?β€” better hunan beings, than fascists.

28.02.2026 17:38 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Pretty sure that's just a fringe benefit.

The US is ruled by people who despise Iran and love throwing our military at whatever Israel wants them to. No one in charge needed such a pedestrian excuse as "Trump wants to distract from the Epstein Files" to want to bomb Iran.

28.02.2026 17:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Can I count the Oracle Duology as a single game? If not, I've gotta give it to Ages because it has the best Zelda Item (the Switch Hook), and is therefore, mathematically, the best Zelda game.
Then Majora's Mask.
Then Ocarina of Time.

22.02.2026 06:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Can't or doesn't want to?

Trick question. The result is the same.

16.02.2026 03:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
a doodle of an alligator performing a death roll on a deer, thinking to itself 
"I spin around to kill my prey, to rip and tear into the flesh -
I have to do it to eat, but I take no joy in that, my real passion is for the twirling itself. When I am spinning I feel free in the dance. What a tragedy it has to come with such violence."

a doodle of an alligator performing a death roll on a deer, thinking to itself "I spin around to kill my prey, to rip and tear into the flesh - I have to do it to eat, but I take no joy in that, my real passion is for the twirling itself. When I am spinning I feel free in the dance. What a tragedy it has to come with such violence."

death roll

10.02.2026 21:31 πŸ‘ 725 πŸ” 168 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
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a group of cartoon characters are sitting in chairs and one of them has a shirt that says genius Alt: The nerds from a couple of Simpsons episodes sitting in a crowd at the comic store. One of them says "Boy, I sure hope somebody got fired for that blunder."
02.02.2026 20:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

one thing you can say about jeffrey epstein is that he simply loved emailing

02.02.2026 20:32 πŸ‘ 4445 πŸ” 344 πŸ’¬ 115 πŸ“Œ 31

"Interactive"?

What? Is this some sort of Rocky Horror Picture Show situation?

02.02.2026 20:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Sight in San Francisco (from a friend)

01.02.2026 19:26 πŸ‘ 10741 πŸ” 3238 πŸ’¬ 93 πŸ“Œ 167

This is my kinda conspiracy theory. It bummed me out so much when I first learned that "the government is fighting/exploiting supernatural monsters or aliens" conspiracy theories are the exception and not the norm.

26.01.2026 17:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Must be nice to live in a country that not only punishes fascists with criminal penalties meant to keep them from power but where nature herself chips in...

25.01.2026 19:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, but he's got a pair of imaginary friends I bet are telling him the exact opposite...

25.01.2026 19:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They only ever cared about pretend human trafficking that they imagined their enemies doing. As soon as the people they actually inexplicably liked were actually doing it, no problem.

22.01.2026 00:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How about a wrecking ball instead of a scalpel?

18.01.2026 16:30 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

And the guy mocked the question of having received donations from AIPAC.

Whether he's lying or deflecting or even being honest about not receiving their donations, it kinda doesn't matter because either way, he's implying he just defends genocide for free.

17.01.2026 21:10 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Give us your whole job and educational experience, describing in detail what you were doing/learning there. Also, don't write more than one page."

Make it make sense.

16.01.2026 18:41 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

The people conservatives like are the actual threat to children?

Boy, "Every accusation by a right-winger is actually a confession" is just undefeated, isn't it?

15.01.2026 01:49 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The whole "It's a hint he was from the Mirror Universe" thing only ever felt like bad cope to me. If that was a reference that would only make sense to people from the Terran Empire, people from the Prime Universe should've demonstrated some freakin' confusion over it.

14.01.2026 04:10 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Star Trek wasn't clear enough about what was going to need to happen to people like him for Star Trek to become reality.

14.01.2026 04:07 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

He got spoiled right at the time I had bought a Jadzi, Oracle of Arcavios for my Ivy, Gleeful Spellthief deck. I goldfished it once and gave myself a headache from all Jadzi's triggers, so when someone suggested I add Nadu, I already knew I wasn't going to have fun with him in the deck and passed.

14.01.2026 04:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fingers crossed this shit becomes way too embarrassing for a critical mass of Americans faster than theβ€” I hate to say itβ€” less pathetic-looking version did for Germans almost a century ago.

I'm not holding my breath because few people can tolerate humiliating themselves like Americans can.

13.01.2026 02:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I definitely read the Skull's dialogue in the same voice Nigel Planer uses to read Death's dialogue in Discworld audiobooks.

11.01.2026 15:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
ms rachel and mayor mamdani pantomiming crying

ms rachel and mayor mamdani pantomiming crying

gotta be some use for this at some point

09.01.2026 20:54 πŸ‘ 3829 πŸ” 566 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 102

The best time to actually deal real consequences to cops is at least 8 generations ago. The next best time is now.

When police murder and maim people without consequence, it can be traced right back to the utter lack of will of the US to actually follow through with Reconstruction.

09.01.2026 13:03 πŸ‘ 160 πŸ” 42 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 3
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2026 Trans Girl Scouts To Order Cookies From! This year, consider ordering your Girl Scout cookies from a trans girl scout to make their day!

1. Did you know that Girl Scouts has, for a long time, accepted trans girls and nonbinary scouts?

Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from.

Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!

06.01.2026 16:16 πŸ‘ 8670 πŸ” 4517 πŸ’¬ 93 πŸ“Œ 230

The rise of deepfakes and AI CSAM prove public and private sectors don’t actually care about abuse, but still punish sex workers, queer people, and women under that guise. Credit cards companies and law enforcement punish consensual sex and sexuality, but ignore and therefore encourage abuse

06.01.2026 13:52 πŸ‘ 2181 πŸ” 773 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 12
I am tired of Earth. These people.

I am tired of Earth. These people.

03.01.2026 23:10 πŸ‘ 6167 πŸ” 2200 πŸ’¬ 41 πŸ“Œ 40

Yep. I've no faith that a Democratic party as thirsty for the blood of innocent Palestinian children as the party of Schumer and Jeffries and Biden and Harris proved to be will be all too eager to do very much about reckless evil being done elsewhere.

03.01.2026 17:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0