James McDonald

Let’s bunk x

People realising the Green Party is no longer a ‘wasted vote’ and they can actually vote as they want to instead of tactically

First MP by-election win, record high polling, and over 15,000 new members... the Green Party is on the up 📈

More than 2,000 people a day have joined us since our historic win in Gorton and Denton 🥳

Be part of the movement which is making hope normal again 💚

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buzzing ahead of the @gallycab.bsky.social this evening. actually had a thought to do vocal warmups this time so my voice doesn't get ruined by all the whoopin and hollerin

Pompadour

GeeBee'News'

Facebook comment from Lynda: “exactly the greens are lunatics” Response from Red (OP): “Lynda People like to say this without proving exactly how the Greens are lunatics. And when they attempt to prove how, it’s usually based in a complete misunderstanding of Green policies rather than what the actual plan is.” Reply to Red from Lord-Mark Ferguson: “Red Young ok explain it to me. They want to legalise heroine, they want to do away with borders, they want to stop air travel for all, they want to stop us driving, shut down power plants that aren't green, want to tax everyone out of work. What am I missing or not understanding!?!”

Reply to Lord-Mark Ferguson from Red: “Lord-Mark Ferguson You literally proved me right with the first one lmfao like you clearly haven’t listened to an actual Green talking about anything. They do not want to legalise heroine. They want to treat addiction as a healthcare issue which has been successful in previous countries. This means they will decriminalise possession and introduce safe consumption for addicts. This takes funding away from gangs that make and push it, reduces deaths via needle contamination and bad product, and helps people seek help for their addictions without fear of legal repercussions. They do not want to do away with borders. They want to overhaul the immigration and refugee system so there’s nobody trying to get here via small boats and caught up in hotels for months waiting on a hellishly slow process to decide if they can stay or have to go. They don’t want to stop air travel. That’s so ridiculous idek where you got that idea. It’s the same with driving - they want to introduce more public transport options and walkable cities but that doesn’t mean getting rid of cars lmao. Yes. We will eventually run out of fossil fuels. It’s best to invest in renewable before we run out and have a serious crisis years down the line. Especially with the fast impacts of climate change. The Greens do not want to tax everyone out of work. I mean come on, in every video and talk Zack Polanski has made he’s specifically said he doesn’t want to tax everyone - only the top 1% of the earners in the country. Trust me bro, that’s not you. That’s people with Alan Sugar money. Every time he’s always like “That’s not small business owners, nurses, labourers” like it’s so painfully obvious if you literally just listen to what he says.”

For real not a single person who doesn’t like the Greens knows what the Greens think.

Every time someone is pissed off by Green Party Policy, it’s because they’ve got some half-baked deluded idea of what the policy actually is from some anti-Green propaganda instead of hearing it FROM A GREEN.

spag hetty

She got blown up

The moment has passed x

You still have time to delete this

Hiding ‘Discover’ way on the right behind ‘After Dark’

More like WOKEhall hahhahahahahga

(And the abs too ig give me attention little gay men in my phone)

A close up mirror selfie of me in the gym changing rooms. I am wearing only a navy blue and hot pink pair of swimming trunks

This is the face of a man who has swum at least 1km every day for the past 5 days

Hang on... wait... The Reality Director's description?!? I'm ready for this to get messily meta

Love the green skies

Hell yeah, hyped for this!

[We see a close up of a young white male, tanned, white teeth, coiffed hair clearly an influencer on social media. It is an image such as you see when social media posts are shown on the news. In the corner of the screen is named a location: DUBAI. He is staring slightly off-camera for several silent panels of the comic strip. His eyes move slightly. He is having a thought.] From off-screen a newsreader’s commentary comes: NEWSREADER: Extraordinary images here of an expat in Dubai [The influencer’s eybrows raise slightly] …Having their first ever geopolitical thought. [CUT TO a BBC news scene. The BBC newsreader CLIVE MYRIE is talking to an interviewee next to the screen showing the social media influencer’s face. The interviewee’s name is David Jones]. CLIVE MYRIE: To explain the significance of this moment we’re joined by David Jones, our Expat Thoughts correspondent DAVID JONES: Clive, this is momentous It was caught on film at the end of an Instagram post titled: ‘Dubai Is Brilliant’. [Pointing at the screen, the influencer’s expression still the same] You can clearly see in the eyebrows here, the dawning realisation that there *might* be something in the world beyond his dickhead self. It marks a *huge* departure from all the Dubai Expat’s previous thoughts. CLIVE MYRIE: Which are…? DAVID JONES: You've Got To Get Yourself Out Here Mate, Everything Is So Clean, I Don't Have To Pay Taxes, I Am Incurious As To Why I Do Not Have To Pay Taxes, and Spa. CLIVE MYRIE: And might we see an expansion of these new Thoughts in coming days? DAVID JONES: I think we can expect to see: “I Deserve To Be Airlifted By A Country I Pay No Tax To” CLIVE MYRIE: Mmm. [Ends]

going temporarily while they remove rotted wood and rusted iron

🚨 It looks like the UK government is gearing up to upend copyright law in favour of AI companies, legalising the theft of their work.

This is despite creatives' huge protests, and despite previous proposals being roundly rejected by the public.

Please spread the word.

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It occurs to me that if the government did force UK writers to hand over their work to the big AI companies, that would now among other things mean contributing to the development of US advanced weapon systems.

Whovians being melodramatic as per

Mermaid Quay added it hoped to explore a new way of marking the Shrine: “We can confirm that Ianto’s shrine at Mermaid Quay will be taken down whilst we carry out maintenance work. [...] We hope to work with the local community to explore a new plaque for Ianto once [...] works have completed.”

I think about this take more often than I'd like to.

Wahoo

Ohhh is that why it’s called PapaoutAI and not Papa Ou T’est?

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A screenshot from a Grindr chat. Chat reads as follows: Me: do you know the Zygons from Doctor Who? A sort of halfway transformed version of them. so I’ve been working with latex. Them: YESS OMG I’m a massive whovian! Me: you’d love this cabaret then Them: I absolutely would wtf Me: they’re called the Gallifrey Cabaret

I should get free entry at this point ngl @gallycab.bsky.social