Amaro Tuninetti, Ph.D. 🦇

I give up, Claude is conscious. Ergo AI developers must face imprisonment or execution for performing medical experiments on their living slave.

So just to be clear the FA rule is that Emi Martinez is strictly forbidden from promoting betting companies except for every time he puts on an Aston Villa shirt

Pretty difficult to refute a single thing in this perfect assessment of where the f**k we are, from @iandunt.bsky.social:

“MAGA’s fundamental shared quality is a total lack of theory of mind for other people” is a theory that keeps getting validated by reality - look at almost every decision they’ve made in the war with Iran, and how they seem constantly surprised by the unanticipated actions of other parties.

MLS & Inter Miami's unwillingness to stand for something (and that's the best-case scenario here) means they're props for literal death threats.

Not surprised, as the league has generally preferred to avoid any kind of stance about any moral issue, but this is what you get for not standing up.

Hi it’s #kidlitartpostcard day again.
Here we have Clark Barkson enjoying a day at the museum.

It is wild that anyone can say with a straight face that LLMs do literature reviews better than most professors

BFFR, LLMs can't even make a bibliography with real citations

Did Claude write this?

Gotta love how academic books don't earn you money, but LLMs can make money off of stealing them in the aggregate and if you write enough, they can also profit from stealing your personality after you are dead.

David Squires on … Gianni Infantino’s accomplishments in 10 years as Fifa supremo Our cartoonist on a decade of magic moments in the big job for world football’s leading ‘man of the people’

Here’s this week’s cartoon for @sport.theguardian.com

www.theguardian.com/football/pic...

I have seen a lot of cursed stuff in my time in academia but this is among the *most* cursed.
Grammarly is generating miniature LLMs based on academic work so that users can have their writing ‘reviewed’ by experts like David Abulafia, who died less than two months ago.

The savings we're getting here by annihilating decades of American science will pay for whole minutes of the operation to create decades of death, immiseration, and chaos in Iran.

I lived a few streets down from the site where the Philadelphia Police Department firebombed an entire city block in 1985, and when I mention it in lecture most of my students seem absolutely incredulous

Have you ever asked yourself, how insect brains represent places? And whether insects do have place cells? Then move to Germany this summer and start your PhD in my lab. We conduct tetrode recordings from bumblebees that freely forage laboratory mazes. 🧠🐝#BeeSpace @erc.europa.eu @neuroethology.org

400 jobs cut at Manchester United: "savings" of £7.4m.
Potential cost of the sacking of Ruben Amorim and his staff: £15.9m.

Learning a second language can be hard. Signing up for Pre-K and 3-K is easy.

Go to myschools.nyc to apply today. Deadline is tomorrow at midnight!

why did that phrase just snap me out of S.A.D.

stop calling us nazis just because we are invalidating IDs and rounding people up based on their skin color and putting them in concentration camps and sending them off to foreign gulags and using all that nazi imagery and banning books and dont forget about all the pedophilia. so just stop alright

"RACISM IS A CRIME. REPORT IT."

Corinthians players wore jerseys with that message on, and covered their mouths with it before kickoff, as a show of solidarity with their goalkeeper, Hugo Souza, who was subject to racist abuse in a state game last week.

Fuck you, I love trans people.

the Erie County Sheriff’s Office who originally arrested and beat this man requested $428 million from Erie County to build a new jail complex, even though current buildings aren’t near capacity. They also got two new helicopters even though they can’t afford to outfit them.

Defund the police.

They beat a blind refugee who speaks no English for failing to obey police commands he could not understand. Then instead of apologizing, they charged him with possession of a “weapon”—HIS WALKING STICK. Then they dumped him miles from home without notifying anyone, after which he was found dead.

in the year 2002 I decided that the two European soccer teams I liked the most and would be a fan of were Tottenham Hotspur and Schalke, I think that this has been extremely good for my mental health and well-being

you are soooooooooooooo gd good in this

A flat, colorful poster that reads "Avert Catastrophe! Home is where your cat should be" (Originally from 2021!)

Gawain the green knight opening a letter sealed with wax

Little Alex Horne in his studio chair with the caption "so a simple task: land a fair blow anywhere on the green knight. One year later meet him at the green chapel, receive the same blow yourself."

A cut to a wider shot showing Greg Davies in his throne turning to Little Alex Horne subtitled "Well surely no one just ran up and whanged his head clean off."

Cut back to Little Alex Horne subtitled "Let's see Gawain first."

Looks like the original has been swept away by the sands of time.

caring about literal white supremacist hate is woke and cringe so, you know

lady a on bsky tweeting at me: watched ep 3 of strip law w/ my 9 year old daughter who tried homeschooling once, often twirls, and and also wants to know what happens after you die. she has requested i ask what mildred crumbles looks like under her beekeeping mask me replying i am in canon saying she looks just like ur daughter

very talented character designer tom sievert responding to a previous sketch of lady a's daughter with a picture of her daughter as mildred crumbles with the beekeeping mask off. lady a quote tweetimg that saying "thank you so much for this @timsievert.bsky.social she was so happy she ran off to the bus stop to show her friends (but not too quickly because dangers lurk everywhere. what an awesome gift." then she thanks me

i jyst need everyone to know this wonderful thing happened