Chocolate Giddy-Up’s Cousin

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It wasn’t a Tupac song until he rhymed Hennessy and Enemies.

WIFE = Woman Interrupting Fun Everyday.

Calm before the storm:

You’re hilarious to your woman until other women find you funny too. 😂

Michelle in Barry’s ear:

A picture of Kristi Noem who is described by google as "Former United States Secretary of Homeland Security"

RT when you see it

THE Robert Townsend, Munk, Liza Peterson, Jason "Lion King" Weaver

Today i retire #MunkLore because idk if i can beat this one

Quite the transition from A-Rod to A-Tool.

My first time seeing Markwayne and I was like do I have to say it all together?

Wrong person but he’s absolutely right. Sheesh.

I didn’t get fired, i just got appointed as Associate Consigliere of the Gumbo Pot of Oregon

I didn't get fired, I was appointed as Global Ambassador of Pyrex and Baking Soda, Arms & Hammers division based on the East Side of Gary.

I didn’t get fired, I was appointed as the Leader of Lemon Zest, Freshly Ground Pepper, and Sauté Fowl Appendages Based in Atlanna.

Not Scary Captain America?!?!

Misquoting Orwell is the perfect end to her tenure

I can never thank @seauxcocoa.bsky.social enough for the alley oop on these pants. One of my favorites.

on threads jbpritzker posted a(n obviously fake) linkedin screenshot showing kristi noem is “open to work.” her title is listed as DHS Secretary (Former) | Public Speaker | Unlicensed Dog Euthanizer

holy hell

Kristi is speaking live right now in Nashville.

KRISTI DOESN'T KNOW SHE'S BEEN FIRED!!!

We’re going from the YT Widow to the Scary Captain America.

It’s not enough.

It’s definitely a more capable “Chromebook”. Editing anything creative wise is a nonstarter. I would definitely recommend it over any cheap windows laptop or Chromebook in that spec range. If you need anything else, as you said, save your money.

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Waves aren’t what they’re cracked up to be. 😂

In my case, no. I’m in the gym and tapped in with my process of photography.

I was playing the hell out of this during the pandemic! This was one of my favorites from that soundtrack!!!!!

Cackling!

How my morning is going. #fashionsky #ootd