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@tinysharktank

holding my lalafell up to the camera, please perceive them | chaos tank and caster goblin | icon by @theoldesthouse.bsky.social πŸ”ž occasional nsfw reposts | no generative AI ever, get that shit outta here blahaj blast 🌸 gilgamesh

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thancred slumped on a bench

thancred slumped on a bench

congratulations to everyone who has been transferring their period cramps to Thancred! It has finally worked.

27.10.2025 19:39 πŸ‘ 620 πŸ” 257 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 2

idk it's just so nice to feel like I'm making progress again. being stuck on m11 pf groups for weeks was soul-crushing LMAO. now I get to do a new thing and learn new mechanics and get blown up by new things. it's nice

10.03.2026 04:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

we did not get a fill but in fact ship of theseus'd most of the party. but I have some experience and some actual strategy boards to bring back to my static for when we surely kill the burger king this week 🀞🀞🀞🀞

10.03.2026 04:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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saw this on tumblr and it's literally so true woah

09.03.2026 03:34 πŸ‘ 2282 πŸ” 814 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 19
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Rediscovered this graph I made and I stand by it.

09.03.2026 22:47 πŸ‘ 124 πŸ” 64 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

rattles a can of kibble PSPSPSPS MELEES COME FILL THIS ACT 3 PROG PARTY

10.03.2026 03:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A digital sketch of Wuk Lamat flexing her biceps and smiling, with Alisaie and Alphinaud hanging from her arms. Alisaie looks delighted while Alphinaud looks surprised

A digital sketch of Wuk Lamat flexing her biceps and smiling, with Alisaie and Alphinaud hanging from her arms. Alisaie looks delighted while Alphinaud looks surprised

They may not have showed it on screen, but I know in my heart that this happened at least once

10.03.2026 02:16 πŸ‘ 1100 πŸ” 586 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0
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#ffxiv buns

27.01.2026 18:44 πŸ‘ 722 πŸ” 331 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
A headline reading β€œCamel pageant thrown into chaos after 20 competitors disqualified for using hump-plumping injectables”

A headline reading β€œCamel pageant thrown into chaos after 20 competitors disqualified for using hump-plumping injectables”

Yes everything is terrible but let’s not lose sight of the fact that someone has written the Headline to End All Headlines.

09.03.2026 12:44 πŸ‘ 2078 πŸ” 600 πŸ’¬ 58 πŸ“Œ 161

Seeker of the Sun/Keeper of the Moon ships, call that an eclipse

09.03.2026 19:25 πŸ‘ 35 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey You.

You Should Make Them Kiss.

28.02.2026 21:30 πŸ‘ 135 πŸ” 63 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 10

in case the knowledge was lost between the exodus: if you're wondering why today is thancred day because his name ァンクレッド (sankureddo) can be read as 3 (san) and 9 (kyu).

The JP fandom also uses 39010 as shorthand for his name because it can be read as san-kyu-rei-tou.

09.03.2026 21:54 πŸ‘ 52 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

don’t ever lose sight of what’s important in life (the two fictional characters in your mind that keep you going)

09.03.2026 17:58 πŸ‘ 1456 πŸ” 857 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 65

TRUE

09.03.2026 21:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I know calling reps is very nerve racking. You're not sure what's the right thing to say, and tbh having a script thrown at me makes things just as nerve racking.

I called today, and I figured I'd write up a transcript of how my call went down. Hopefully it helps demystify the process

09.03.2026 19:17 πŸ‘ 3086 πŸ” 2265 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 20
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who's lila? πŸ›ž

09.03.2026 18:10 πŸ‘ 273 πŸ” 102 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 1

My childhood unironically

09.03.2026 18:05 πŸ‘ 2487 πŸ” 969 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 8

picks Haj up and shakes them like an etch-a-sketch

09.03.2026 17:44 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

brain has been in adhd waiting mode since last night and I don't know if I actually slept. or just stopped being aware. but I am so sleepy now

09.03.2026 17:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

you're so right actually

09.03.2026 16:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Graphic Design Is My Passion (TM)

Graphic Design Is My Passion (TM)

Here you go, my M!Highlander loves, kissing you all, it ain't perfect but it'll do-

ko-fi.com/s/59c9e03ef8

05.10.2025 00:48 πŸ‘ 41 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I do not need to add another guy to Haj's collection of little guys, and also

09.03.2026 13:26 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

bought the soothing sea-beast minion and adlfkjfsgksjdhfgj it's so cute

09.03.2026 13:26 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Daylight Savings >:(

08.03.2026 08:54 πŸ‘ 696 πŸ” 242 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 3
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Watch your mouth

19.01.2026 15:11 πŸ‘ 847 πŸ” 356 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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show me ya moves #ffxiv

09.03.2026 01:47 πŸ‘ 2128 πŸ” 1135 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 1
Ardbert from FFXIV in front of the lesbian flag with flames along the bottom, which reads WOMEN

Ardbert from FFXIV in front of the lesbian flag with flames along the bottom, which reads WOMEN

I heard it was international women's day

08.03.2026 16:27 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I don't wish we could abolish gender, I just wish it were less an identity and more of a hobby. So you'd get people who are like "Oh yeah, l'm a woman when I have the time," or "I'm a man but I'm not very good at it yet" along with the CrossFit gender types who are SUPER INTO IT

Elizabeth Sampat @twoscooters Follow I don't wish we could abolish gender, I just wish it were less an identity and more of a hobby. So you'd get people who are like "Oh yeah, l'm a woman when I have the time," or "I'm a man but I'm not very good at it yet" along with the CrossFit gender types who are SUPER INTO IT

A friend just saw this in the wild and you know what? I stand by it

08.03.2026 22:30 πŸ‘ 1147 πŸ” 288 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 18
lyn telepathically transmitting her period cramps to hector

lyn telepathically transmitting her period cramps to hector

happy international women's day

08.03.2026 20:13 πŸ‘ 653 πŸ” 273 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

hmmmm maybe time to camp out in Ul'dah and get Haj some of the pretty cherry trees. I can click on emotes while we play d&d

08.03.2026 22:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0