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Skye Wolfer

@biolard

8th level spidermancer. bug pic aficionado. ska enjoyer. she/it genderslop

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I can't play at speed but at least I can hit each note consistently, which is more than I can say for the opening

07.03.2026 04:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
joe biden with a blizzard never lose jope

joe biden with a blizzard never lose jope

spending hours trying to learn a song's intro and eventually just skipping it and finding out the main body is a million times easier

07.03.2026 04:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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My sister rescued a new pom. He's inbred and his name is Sandwich

07.03.2026 03:14 πŸ‘ 2005 πŸ” 196 πŸ’¬ 94 πŸ“Œ 34

seems about right (derogatory)

07.03.2026 02:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

booty

07.03.2026 02:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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it’s the freaking weeking baby!!

07.03.2026 00:27 πŸ‘ 189 πŸ” 106 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

imagine waking up, logging into your favorite social media, seeing a graph labeled "average penis size by gender," seeing the bars of the graph are little penises, seeing that it says women have longer dicks than men, and unironically going "um, source please?"

06.03.2026 18:53 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

as I understand it's very similar to dragon quest builders, so if you're willing to settle for a non-pokemon version of the game that's an option

06.03.2026 18:34 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

baby

06.03.2026 18:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Great album with excellent songwriting, sequencing and vocal performances. Some of Emily’s best work!

Go give it a listen and come see them play full band on our Philly area show this May 😎

06.03.2026 18:15 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

good fucking lord this lineup. wish I still lived near philly

06.03.2026 18:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

it's midwest emo, not midwest briemo

06.03.2026 18:20 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

its a 5/4 split between games I could write essays about the emotional impact they've had on my life and games that make me go "vibeo games good"

06.03.2026 18:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

slapdash job, no particular order, might've missed something, whatever

06.03.2026 18:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

my womanly farts, which smell of roses and are laced with a potent aphrodisiac...

06.03.2026 14:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

this post deserves to be presented to you by having an index card moved down word by word with photos taken of your face after every new reveal

05.03.2026 20:57 πŸ‘ 2245 πŸ” 529 πŸ’¬ 50 πŸ“Œ 15

only the ocean-dwelling ones, I think

05.03.2026 19:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

losing on purpose is boring, anyone can do that shit. somebody showing up and absolutely kicking your ass tho? hot as hell

05.03.2026 19:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

definitely 2. you wouldnt wear a tank top on your foot, would you?

05.03.2026 19:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Me on a random day in 2023

05.03.2026 17:37 πŸ‘ 101 πŸ” 28 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

megainfinity.bandcamp.com/album/harmon...

05.03.2026 17:49 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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what kinda rhythm game is that, like a bossa nova beat?

22.02.2026 22:20 πŸ‘ 1157 πŸ” 407 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 0

would that make you a snurry

05.03.2026 16:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Residents Say Elon Musk's AI Facility Is Like Living Next Door to Mordor Residents of a once quiet Mississippi town complain that Elon Musk's AI facility is constantly emitting a horrible noise.

β€œThis was not a thoughtful, phased development. It was an industrial surge imposed on our residential community.”

05.03.2026 13:44 πŸ‘ 183 πŸ” 57 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 5

god knew I'd be too powerful if I stayed aro/ace after transitioning so now I'm a dyke who never learned how to flirt living in buttfuck nowhere mississippi

05.03.2026 13:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

look, I absolutely believe that there are people out there getting into fistfights in a horny kind of way, but a cis het man being one of those people? absolutely not

05.03.2026 02:43 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Magnificent giant soft green moth with 4 eye spots and long twisty "tail", at rest with wings spread on the side of a pine

Magnificent giant soft green moth with 4 eye spots and long twisty "tail", at rest with wings spread on the side of a pine

Luuuuuuuuuunaaaaaa πŸ’š

Few local creatures stop me in my tracks like this, just the sheer size and soft colors and markings. Like, welp, day instantly better.

05.03.2026 02:03 πŸ‘ 754 πŸ” 148 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 4

absolute chonker

05.03.2026 02:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

this is the kind of girlstink Menelaus invaded troy for

04.03.2026 23:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Maladaptive pattern:

It's hot and I got a bit sweaty

"I'm gross"

Depression

After cognitive restructuring:

It's hot and I got a bit sweaty

"There are gay people who would crawl through broken glass just for a whiff"

No depression

Maladaptive pattern: It's hot and I got a bit sweaty "I'm gross" Depression After cognitive restructuring: It's hot and I got a bit sweaty "There are gay people who would crawl through broken glass just for a whiff" No depression

I love getting nasty wt the gyym

04.03.2026 22:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0