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Aegon IV unironically went and kickstarted a century of war

170 AC be like

Bro you Need to get on need 4 speed my man

Does the Xbox 360 port of the arcade version of Crazy Taxi also count

Driving... in God's Country

White Baltimorean phenotype here. From Franklin. Kicked out of umbc for selling perc. Job in "construction" wink wink wink

Every old Japanese illustration of a American I get is *supposed* to be a horribly disparaging caricature, but it's actually great. "Ah yes the most decadent gaijin. Built like cast iron shithouse. Broad shoulders like ox. The most masculine of body hair. How our small women quiver in it's presence"

The vibe I bring to the function

Staring at this until the heat death of the universe

I'm going to go insane. Like you all collectively remember January 2021 to January 2025, like I didn't dream it. Joe Biden did this. Famously, no one gave a shit!

Did the Spud just throw up gang signs???

chilis is like what if Applebees but it fucks

The amount of times in fire and blood Martin basically adds "which was the style at the time" at the end of Targaryen bullshit

GRRM: these accounts are BIASED retellings so don't trust anything you read in them, except the ones where it's obviously meant to be the truth, trust those ones

TOLKIEN: after 30 years i have written a version of The Tale of Cullermo that satisfies me, time to never publish it in my lifetime

GRRM written prehistory: ive translated this Maesters many tomes of events from 400 years ago, and ho boy did this Valyrian do some incest so strategic, accounts differ.
Tolkien written prehistory: the angels of the above became most sad, thier tear rivers angering VORGLUR, the Deceitful One.

Sounds like you answered your own question there

Great cover for the 25th anniversary issue of Fantastic Four. This one is by Jim Shooter and Stan Lee, though, rather than Stern, so I'm expecting *clumsiness*

A first and some cash is a solid haul, but you guys have no idea how truly atrocious. Like comically awful the ravens defensive line play was last year

This is what native Britons saw in 867 rolling up on shore

This is what native Britons saw in 867 rolling up on shore

ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING ME? ALL GAS NO BRAKES. FUCK YOU.

It's does come off very modern overaught wordy comic writing brain of the last ten years

Do any of you want to look me dead in the eye and tell they genuinely believe that Hal Jordan would bother to remember what alien species Ch'p is, let alone when he's shootin the shit with Jon

Has anyone that's a self proclaimed comic twitter person like read actually enjoy comics. Like read this "dialogue" complete dork shit

Its Friday.

Hell maybe we'll just get a legit good old fashioned American crime wave. It's been a minute

"lets recreate the late 70s basically for no reason. minus the crime" will be an interesting powderkeg

Issac, you must know that while you may strike me down, I shall continue on beyond your petty, brutush ways
Ghengis Khan: hmmmmm and if i just torture you?
issac; what

the only true answer to the Chotiner method, like a no lose response is "bitch, ill kill you"

"Time traveling Issac Chotiner" would be a funny bit, but i think he'd be *brutally* executed much faster than anyone would hope for the joke