Michelle, LiveJournal Stuff

Hey guys I heard you like standing

I will never get over that fuckin outfit. Little Guy of all time.

This show is the absolute epitome of It Was So Good When It Was Good holy shit.

I'm near the end of s2 of Lost and does anything hit like Desmond's "See you in another life, brother"? 🤌🤌🤌

My scientific assessment after watching it 500 times is that David Fane's character is far and away one of the funniest parts of Moana 2.

"Also, I cannot swim!"

I thought it was something like that last night, but his foot and nails look fine and he hasn't been worrying at it.

Poor Teddy! I'm glad that worked out, that would be scary.

IWD was also on Daylight Savings Time Day in 2020 so you know I'm sure this isn't a Potent. March 2020 was totally normal and fine.

He is The Most Saddest Boy™️ right now 😭

a screenshot of the music video Planet of the Bass, it has a man in a white outfit and angel wings, a woman in a robe and a crown, the caption reads "Women are my favorite guy"

happy international women's day to all my international women

Thankfully he's not yelping or anything when we press on it or move the joints, it seems like he just sprained or twisted something, but he is making it everyone's problem.

The big dog hurt his leg outside last night (nothing seems to be broken) and kept us up all night fussing and trying to get comfortable and already we lost an hour and my friends I have no idea what time or year or planet it is right now.

People do like how she says "ham."

Drop a gif you can hear

don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

The Centaurs doing dog races during intermissions and Ilya is inconsolable because Anya is terrible at it. He's trying to coach her and accusing Shane of having an affair because there's no way a child of his is so unathletic. Meanwhile Chiron is just really fast and Anya is easily distracted.

♥️♥️ that's so sweet, you're very right!

One of the coloring books I let her destroy is a weird collection of religious and motivational and inspirational quotes and we were scribbling over some Thoreau, this didn't just come up out of nowhere.

Conning your bestie's wife into making you pie isn't "roughing it" or self sufficiency.

Explaining to my child that when her teachers tell her Thoreau went to live in the woods, she needs to say "Yeah in Emerson's back yard!" because it's never too early for the truth.

We have my great grandma's immigration papers and it basically looks like I'm the one who stepped off the boat. It's pretty cool.

I was here before you and I'll be here when you give up. You're trying to make fun of a layer of bedrock.

Oh no!!! I'm glad you're ok!

It's sunny it's 70 degrees we're going to my brother's for wood fired pizzas girl who is going to be ok.jpg

Someone was plate-of-corn-ing the fact that Shane had his legs in the air when they're in missionary and it's like... How else do you think peanits get in butt. 😂 Just some sweet summer children not thinking about anatomy very hard and now my latest earworm.

Thanks to seeing some HR fans not understanding basic facts of human anatomy and thanks to the toddler being completely balls to the wall obsessed with Moana, I have been humming "Consider, where is your butt?" to the time of "Consider the coconut" for hours now, please I need help.

This is an INCREDIBLE burn omg

I tell you what, the pain from the IUD is far preferable to birth 😂

It's so genuine and I just 🥰🥰🥰

“but that ship is not canon” my honest reaction:

The only thing that helped the pain was having given birth a few weeks before insertion, when everything was still softened up 😂

But really it's short and fast and worth it. I know some Drs will give you an Rx in advance for better pain control too, that's worth asking about.