Matthew “Bike Guy”

I am once again asking people to consider counterparty credit risk.

Small town from the west side with a dream

I realize I am arguing against me on point here but it’s the same amount of dark either way.

Just heard someone refer to the upcoming time change as “the bad way”. These people walk among us.

a man with a beard is smiling with his mouth open ALT: a man with a beard is smiling with his mouth open

Spurs

Minneapolis traffic camera pilot program is a smashing success: over 50% drops in drivers going 10 and 20 miles over (all cameras are in 25mph zones). SB Nicollet Ave S @ W 46 stands out - that spot is right by a busy light so you really gotta floor it to get to 35 by the camera.

I am wearing an orange shirt, but not overalls.

You just cannot possibly be prepared for the things your children will say to you:

Me, wearing normal clothes for work: bye kid
Kid: sitting in bed at 9 am because they don’t have school today: you look like wreck it Ralph

Context here is a dumbass product I saw, clicked on, and sent to all the homies saying “look at this dumb ass product!!”

This is lowkey the worst time of the year in MN. Wet, grey, not really warm enough or light enough to do fun stuff outside (and if you do, see above re: wet). Usually happens first week of April, but we’re getting it now I guess.

IG desperately needs a “I have seen this one ad way too much and while I understand why you showed it to me it’s annoying and I’ll never buy it” report function.

I am leaving mine on because I CARE about you people!

I mean there’s going to be a pardon party on the way out the likes of which we’ve never seen before, so yeah.

Kinda looks like the park board is just doing the beavers work for them.

Well A) it was end of last year, garbage games and weather and B) I’m assuming it’s a time share like deal, don’t want the sales pitch

Ages ago I had Twins season tickets, and some poor sales manager still has my email and is offering all kinds of discounts. I’ve turned down free Champions Club tickets like 4 times. Don’t want to be mean to the guy but that’s not a job I’d wish on my enemies.

On edges of Twin Cities, dividing rural land for family housing sparks property rights debate In more rural suburbs like Nowthen, residents’ desires for their land and city’s plans for growth may clash.

There is 100% more to this story than is in this article and I for one cannot wait for a new rural road drama to start! (Gift)

www.startribune.com/twin-cities-...

2 mps trucks parked strategically to block the entire 1st Ave s protected bike lane

Fun fact: there are actually THREE MPD vehicles, all empty, parked in this bike lane. Yes those ARE empty parking spaces across the street.

Anyone else leave a few potentially reusable items in their Airbnb in the hopes the cleaning staff take them? Especially a few beers?

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In fairness I saw a skeet from Ken Martin and I was like the Jeopardy guy again? (apologies to KJ)

I will take your excess tomatoes (offer good for literally all of Bluesky)

Tomatoes are #1 and it’s not really close at all, especially thinking about how much better in season tomatoes are bs whatever it is we get now

Everytime I see this guy I feel like Ryan Gosling in La La Land (except I never blew my shot at her, and am not Ryan gosling which would help a lot)

Tomatoes

Two photos. The first shows Catturd tweeting: Name one US inspired regime change that hasn't ended in absolute disaster The next tweet shows him posting an AI illustration of Khamenei turned into a pile of dust. It says "I'm eliminated."

Two tweets. The first shows Laura Loomer promoting her show, where she says "A message has been sent that we are not interested in going back to the way politics were prior to Donald Trump, prior to 2016. We don't want warhawks. We don't want any more Neocons. We want American First. Period. End of discussion." The next tweet says: Today is a great day. Our military is amazing. @PeteHegseth is an absolute killer. Now you see why the Deep State worked so hard against him. It’s great having a Sec War who has Infidel literally tattooed on his body. He actually gets it. God bless him.

Two tweets. The first shows Will Chamberlain tweeting: The Republican Party is no longer the party of regime change and endless wars. If you want to be its standard-bearer that is a non-negotiable position. The next tweet shows him posting "Ayatollah Ali Khamenei is dead." The tweet has a USA flag attached.

Two tweets. The first shows Gunther Eagleman tweeting: "Warmonger Lindsey Graham just rushed to Fox to advocate for U.S. involvement as soon as he could. He is also pushing for a US-backed regime change in Iran. I would like to renominate Graham to get a one-way ticket to the frontlines of every war he wants America involved in." There's an attached video of Graham speaking. The next shows Eagleman tweeting: UST IN! President Trump is HARD AT WORK all weekend after the massive strikes on Iran! He’s already on the phone with Saudi Arabia, Qatar, United Arab Emirates, and NATO Secretary General Mark Rutte! Trump is a machine!" There's an attached video of a news segment about the war in Iran.

manufacturing consent through lowly paid influencers

if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live

Have once again successfully filled up the rental car 50 miles from the airport and returned it “full” 💪💪