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A watched computer never finishes updating

Get bent senator

Bro just fuck off with this.

I am WHEEZING

that they have kept their relationship intensely private to the point that this is how we find out is probably the best sign they might actually make it

anyway, rules are rules, here is the exact moment she fell in love

*touches earpiece*

No please jump away

Actually, it’s hurting children.

If you palled around with a convicted pedophile you deserve to be cancelled. If that seems harsh to you reread the first sentence and explain to me why it's okay to pal around with a convicted pedophile.

This was common

In 2024 Rufo offered $5000 to anyone who could prove Haitian migrants were eating pets.

Then he turns around and wonders why the brains of so many people on the right have melted into conspiracy slop

who are the liberals arguing that the public should disarm?

Hey history friends!

We'll be talking about PragerU this morning on NPR's On Point at 10 eastern.

Yes, the folks who brought you "slavery was not that bad;" the "woke" teacher test, and Frederick Douglass explaining why the Founders were...the real abolitionists.
www.npr.org/podcasts/510...

Raja Krishnamoorthi also uses the language of "Trump's ICE" and man, I don't trust anyone who has to couch the idea of abolishing ICE.

Trumpists do not believe that people who disagree with them are entitled to a voice in government.

Some personal news

Congrats to Kennedy and Trump—living the dream

Is this the bar for acting presidential? This is like a grade school teacher’s note.

Hate what brought us together but I'm glad we are together

📷: AP

Easy to compare this to Hitler demanding the Sudetenland of Czechoslovakia to avoid war, but Sudetenland was German-speaking and there was strong support for German occupation (obviously not in rest of Czechoslovakia) this stands in sharp contrast where Greenland is strongly opposed to US occupation

Non-violent doesn’t mean non-confrontational.

I read this wondering what the vile dehumanizing language would be.

It’s literally “Fuck ICE.” That’s it. How embarrassing

What the fuck man. This is such weak keyboard warrior behavior.

After the Eagles beat the Vikings in the playoffs in 2018, I was lucky enough to go to the Super Bowl in Minneapolis. Spent 2 days there fully decked out in Eagles gear & the people couldn’t have been nicer. Really puts these videos of Minnesotans yelling at ICE agents in restaurants in perspective.

Maryland woman who says she is US citizen finally released from ICE custody Dulce Consuelo Díaz Morales was held for 25 days even after attorneys said they presented ICE with US birth certificate

Dulce Consuelo Díaz Morales was held for 25 days -- even after attorneys presented ICE with her US birth certificate.

Tony FTW.

Some nights all you want is a pot of mashed potatoes with lots of garlic salt

Tough times demand excellent cheesecake. These are times that demand Eli's Cheesecake.

Miss it? FIVE years ago on EGD:

"But you know what hasn't gone anywhere? You know what is still right here, right where it belongs, right where it always should be? What stands astride the culture like a colossus, drawing us together? Eli's Cheesecake."

www.everygoddamnday.com/2020/12/diff...

If you murder someone because you’re afraid to lose your job, that’s still murder.