Marty Mar

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Yes!!!!!!

My first remarks since being arrested last night.

From what I understand, it’s a slow yet aggressive rollout.

Listen, it’s already packed over this way. Lol! It’s better that you save your self from the chaos.

Yeaaahhh… I’ve been hearing that from another friend who plays for Orlando. The nicer weather doesn’t allow you all too many “extended breaks.”

Time is flying!!

Merry Christmas, Loves!! 🥰🫂

It’s wild that you’re getting these requests. It’s one thing to do all of these things and your natural scent slowly kicks in during the day, but a willful disregard of hygiene is a whole different beast.

Thank you for this - Do you mind if I make it my header? Cuz….🤣😂🤣😂They are always over here! Tf

Carl Carlton, 'She's a Bad Mama Jama' singer, dies at 72 Carl Carlton, an R&B singer best known for his hits "Everlasting Love" and "She's a Bad Mama Jama (She's Built, She's Stacked)," has died at age 72.

Music lost a legend. Carl Carlton, the Grammy-nominated R&B icon behind timeless hits like “Everlasting Love” and “She’s a Bad Mama Jama,” has passed away at 72. His voice, groove, and legacy will live on forever. Rest in power. 🎶🕊️

U.S. pals:
Do. Not. Donate. To. Salvation. Army.

There are better charities out there. Much better.

oprah winfrey is wearing glasses and a pink sweater and making a gesture with her hands . ALT: oprah winfrey is wearing glasses and a pink sweater and making a gesture with her hands .

Is it that you "just made a joke?"

Or are YOU the joke?

skyline which “embezzle” variation are you?

Yes. I have reminders in my phone to remind me why I should still.

You’ve been missed, man!!!

Being a millennial... Is awfully exhausted.

Nooooo this one hurts. I feel so sad for his son. Lost both his parents in the same year. 😢 RIP to the GOAT 🕊️

Well, there are some VERY willing participants on quite a few teams!

Do you have any recruits?

Oh. My. Goodness.

The Velvet Rope era 😩🏆🔥

“Severance" actor Tramell Tillman has won the Emmy for outstanding supporting actor in a drama series. He is the first Black man ever to win the award #Emmys

Tramell Tillman wins Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Drama Series at the #EMMYs for ‘SEVERANCE’

He makes history as the first Black actor to win the category.

I love big thighs on a man