Callisto🐾

🚨good boy alert!🚨

Woof you're so hot flexing and showing off and can tell you reeeally enjoy being a dumb horny himbo 🤤😈

"but that's like telling people not to use calculators" you still have to go to school and learn what 2 + 2 is to use a calculator and also a calculator does not have a statistically significant chance of creating massive unflagged security vulnerabilities

i would also like for "prompt engineer" to not be a real actual job title anymore if that's not asking too much

for chanukah this year I'd like everyone who's built a career off of vibe coding to lose their jobs

Repost with your dick root 🥰

Added another mess to my already messy room 😅

No report in the Guardian about a woman MP being attacked on International Women’s Day by transphobic fascists after just a week in the job.

They have these “news” items though

Flexing one arm while tugging at the teal tank top revealing a nipple and bulging Calvin briefs underneath. An eager, horny himbo flex.

A little pumped #flexfriday for all the good Sirs and boys out there. Fully embracing my cocky himbo nature just feels right…

Totally blank, dumb and horny for your pleasure, Sir.
😵‍💫💪👅🤤

#goodboy #fcf

Ban vape shops, ban vapes

This is really heartbreaking. My heart goes out to everyone affected by the fire in Glasgow. You know the drill. Donate. Boost. Help however you can. Let’s help turn dreams that were burned to ash back into dreams that are coming true.

Word of the day is ✨mountable✨

@smiles-for-miles.bsky.social has a nasty habit of leaving stuff at our home...this time his hood. Don't worry though, we'll take gooooodddd care of it.

Who wants to help us out? 🥵

Sunday stroke

Gonna be honest y'all, I'm going through a really hard time and I can't focus on making much content. I'll be trying to film/edit stuff tonight❤️
My senior cats are out of food today and I'm doing everything I can to keep them fed. If you can support me when content comes out it would mean the world!

🤤

What do you think of my eyes 👀

Stunning 😍

A drawing of Drake's sona, wearing a Scott Pilgrim pixel skull t-shirt and holding his phone, which has just received a message saying "Go put your collar on, Boy"

I play a brat as a joke, but it is just as simple as that, really. A confident sentence goes a LONG way.

(Also pls don't let this flop I worked hard on it)

I’m thinking of starting a hiking group

Would you join me to have a fun outdoor adventure like I had with @melbtwink.bsky.social

Jesse Singal: “I don’t understand why all these experts with degrees keep disagreeing with me. So demoralizing. What could the explanation be??”

Jesse Singal proving that anti-trans extremism is just like creationism. This is the sort of thing creationists do all the time. They accuse the experts of being biased because they have “a professional stake”

Anti-Trans Democrats Blown Out In North Carolina Primary Election Anti-trans Democrat Nasif Majeed lost to Veleria Levy, who ran on a pro-LGBTQ+ platform. Other conservative Democrats lost as well on primary day.

1. In yesterday's primary elections, anti-transgender Democrats found out the hard way why you don't throw transgender people under the bus.

Two anti-trans dems lost their primaries, including one that cast the deciding veto override vote, in blowouts.

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Nice pull and an important reminder that, no, things haven't always been like this.

This should be your hole instead 👀

#nsfw #irlnsfw #pupplay

celebrating the full moon tonight like the wolf I am, howling naked in the park with my stiff prick in my hand 🐺 🌕 💦

I'm FAR too lazy to take nudes for this app...

I work by direct (free) request. If we be frens, you can always telegram me for nudes

You should put your tongue down there 👇

amy winehouse in hmv calling the guy saying his birthday is 3rd march a gayboy

today is the only day you can retweet thi-

I didn’t know Microslop was a thing until I saw headlines about Microsoft trying to ban Microslop on its Discord. Now I shall say Microslop a lot. That’s how it works.

It’s good when Microsoft, a company that likes genocide and environmental destruction, doesn’t like things.