After the storm is over, make sure your orange tumor supporting friends and family understand where Greenland is.

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Oopsie Daisy, it's the poor kid's name.

Cats and dogs talk a lot of trash for someone you can pick up and blow a raspberry on. 🐱🐶

Watch out for the Aspen Shart.

RIP Val Kilmer.

X post by Amy Nixon (@texasrunnerDFW ), featuring a verification badge. The post reads, "The USA is weird now. If you're a person under 30, you probably think it's normal but that's because you don't know. Trust me. It's weird."

America hasn’t felt this upside down since I was a child in an internment camp.

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Michael Myers sneaks up on another victim.😆

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One plus one. C'mon. I'm hurtin'.

Mmm, toast.

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Haha, you feel.

two men are sitting in front of microphones and one of them is talking . ALT: two men are sitting in front of microphones and one of them is talking .

RIP Bob Uecker.

"You're welcome"

Kids, the tent is warm.

Which is worse on a date, shart or your date seeing you accidentally eat a mosquito?
Okay, what if the mosquito was an owl?

Too romantic.

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Ah, romance.

Don't ask a cat to make jive turkeys.

The Asshole museum opened up a new wing for their A Collection of Assholes display.

And the cat laughed when Joffrey died. 😎🐱

Getting kinda tired of us collectively watching something that sucks.