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He can keep it with the club World Cup medal he stole earlier this year.

06.12.2025 23:25 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

😂😂😂

07.12.2025 21:19 👍 0 🔁 8 💬 0 📌 0
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What’s up with that?

06.12.2025 21:39 👍 28 🔁 8 💬 5 📌 1
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23.11.2025 01:09 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Me on socials.

23.11.2025 01:09 👍 10 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
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What ever happened to “roses are red, violets are blue”?

23.11.2025 01:05 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 1

Help Me Help Others @joelcardwell.bsky.social

20.11.2025 15:27 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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They follow me, and so should you!

21.11.2025 05:20 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

As we move into “foreigners are cancelling Christmas in the name of political correctness” season it’s worth remember that Christmas was indeed once banned in England, by Christians and the man who enforced the ban has a statue in his honour outside the Houses of Parliament.

20.11.2025 09:49 👍 992 🔁 278 💬 49 📌 20

Honestly all men should wear kilts. And I am one quarter Scot

19.11.2025 04:41 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

My Grandpa was born in Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 & moved to Canada 🇨🇦 in the 1890’s 🤗
Grandma from South Wales 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 came in ~1907 when she was 20! 🤗 So Proud & love the bagpipes & drums💜☮️
Love ‘A Scottish Soldier’ by Andy Stewart too 🥰 Cheers from 🇨🇦❣️

19.11.2025 04:47 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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There are two types of people:

The Scottish, and those that wish they were Scottish.

19.11.2025 03:47 👍 15 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0
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A Presidential candidate and a Vanity Fair correspondent exchange butthole photos.

This is America in 2025.

18.11.2025 09:28 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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“Only the best is good enough.”

17.11.2025 10:56 👍 42 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 0

Epstein’s brother said “ bubba” is not Bill Clinton.

15.11.2025 18:53 👍 4 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0
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And you can too…

15.11.2025 20:36 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He was, after all, really hot to pass the Big Beautiful Bill……

15.11.2025 14:41 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
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He must have been working DEEP undercover 👀

15.11.2025 14:53 👍 11 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 2
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a man in a suit and tie is standing next to a woman holding a microphone in front of a crowd . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing next to a woman holding a microphone in front of a crowd .

Maybe this whole last ten years has been a weird angst filled bisexual ménage a troi between Hillary, Bill, and Donald?

15.11.2025 17:55 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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Do I believe that Donald Trump gave Bill Clinton a Blowjob?

No.

Do I find the idea that he did quite hilarious?

Yes.

15.11.2025 14:17 👍 344 🔁 43 💬 19 📌 1
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And the best gaslighting is from Laura Loomer and the Veep.

12.11.2025 22:12 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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The gaslighting on X is insane.

12.11.2025 22:12 👍 10 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0
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Remember this?

12.11.2025 22:11 👍 18 🔁 8 💬 1 📌 0
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Damn.

12.11.2025 22:11 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Gough always spoke so well, and he was a great exploiter of alliteration

He was also unfailingly respectful and polite. You'll note he called the bible-bashing bastard "*Mr* Bjelke-Petersen" 😂

#ValeGough #Auspol

11.11.2025 06:16 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Classic Gough!
What a great quote and description of Joh BP!

11.11.2025 08:44 👍 4 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0

bsky.app/profile/joel...

11.11.2025 05:19 👍 8 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
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Australians have always been pragmatic.

No time for Bible-bashing bastards here!

11.11.2025 05:18 👍 23 🔁 9 💬 1 📌 2
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Make it so.

10.11.2025 13:53 👍 17 🔁 5 💬 3 📌 0