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@matthewrandall

I have been awake since before the breaking of the first silence. In that time, I've had many names!

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As someone who likes rules, Starmer's following of them seems right to me. It isn't lawful to attack Iran. It is lawful to defnd states that ddn't attack Iran from them.

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08.03.2026 09:35 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Narrator: they were ignored again.

08.03.2026 03:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Sunday’s @thetimes.com cartoon times.newsprints.co.uk/morten-morla...

07.03.2026 23:58 πŸ‘ 38 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2

The US is in a parallel universe now, with a virtual government that is flickering.

08.03.2026 03:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I wrote a headline that accurately captured the content of the article. If you're provoked by it, that's because you wanted a headline written like a placard at peace rally, not one that described the article that you chose not to read.

07.03.2026 19:48 πŸ‘ 114 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 0

There are two things I really like to do. The first is confuse people, and the other half confuse people.

07.03.2026 20:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Roses are red
They can be garish

07.03.2026 18:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with a beard and a helmet says " do n't tell the elf " ALT: a man with a beard and a helmet says " do n't tell the elf "
07.03.2026 18:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I had completely forgotten about this crank. The cope is incredible.

07.03.2026 15:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

(I used to do things like that by hand in the early 90s!!!)

07.03.2026 15:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Courtesy of @tweetinades in the other place. "Tintin returns from Dubai ahead of schedule"

07.03.2026 15:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Russia launched 509 weapons at Ukraine overnight

7 killed in Kharkiv β€” including 2 children β€” as a ballistic missile hit an apartment block. Kyiv lost heat. Odesa port burned
πŸ“· DSNS
euromaidanpress.com/2026/03/07/r...

07.03.2026 10:08 πŸ‘ 50 πŸ” 31 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2
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Night in Ukraine
07.03.2026

07.03.2026 10:34 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Prisoners should not be able to kill each other.

07.03.2026 10:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Usually but not always the same.

06.03.2026 13:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There are threads there were dozens of people ask Grok the same question over a period of hours. 😱 We are watching humanity's collective intelligence drop catastrophically in real time.

06.03.2026 02:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

congrats, welcome, and we're so sorry

05.03.2026 17:58 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Ah they should know by now that he can't be exorcised.

05.03.2026 23:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Kristi Noem is about to be sworn in as Special Envoy for The Shield of the Americas.

05.03.2026 20:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Twitter 2026

05.03.2026 12:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
05.03.2026 11:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The wait to hear Adrian's side of the story begins.

04.03.2026 17:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hegseth is so revolting. Blood-thirsty child-like dimwit.

Who could have guessed in the days of Rumsfeld that there was so much worse to follow?

04.03.2026 16:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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A burger van in Novorossiysk (from Google Streetview).

04.03.2026 15:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ”ΉRussian LNG tanker hit by Ukrainian sea drones operating out of Libya
πŸ”ΉIranian frigate sunk off Sri Lanka by US submarine
πŸ”ΉPakistan and Afghanistan war growing
πŸ”ΉUS launches operations in Ecuador

What's the threshold for a world war again?

04.03.2026 15:14 πŸ‘ 117 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 0
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It's crazy how fast things changed in the global order.

Trump casually threatened to invade NATO ally Spain during a press conference in the Oval Office, and it's not even surprising anymore.

Things like this make it really hard to take US security guarantees at face value.

03.03.2026 22:18 πŸ‘ 159 πŸ” 38 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 2
Donald gets whacked

Donald gets whacked

I dunno, just tossing ideas around

03.03.2026 20:33 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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PLEASE, speak about Kherson.

The russΡ–an humΠ°n sΠ°fari continues in Kherson.
The world must see russΡ–a’s tΠ΅rrΠΎr.

They hunt cΡ–vilΡ–ans in the streets.
They tΠ°rget cars, homes, and rescue workers.

03.03.2026 17:12 πŸ‘ 67 πŸ” 42 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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Oh now I get it. Dubai is Golgafrinchan Ark B.

03.03.2026 15:00 πŸ‘ 1816 πŸ” 410 πŸ’¬ 198 πŸ“Œ 108

'We've had enough of experts.'

03.03.2026 15:20 πŸ‘ 59 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0