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Megan

@jardine

Single mom to the worlds coolest boy, sober, queer, book lover, obsessed with miniature dachshund

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When the day got shorter, the message got louder πŸ—£οΈΒ 

Anne Cherkowski, Natalie Spooner, and Vanessa Upson traded their 24s for 23s in recognition of the 23-hour International Women’s Day.

08.03.2026 21:10 πŸ‘ 75 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Agreeing to a 9pm date is starting to feel like a bad idea. I’m getting sleepy lol. I definitely don’t want to be the one yawning all night

07.03.2026 03:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Love it when my dad friends include my son in their adventures. Today they took him out on the side by side with their kids.

02.03.2026 02:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The last time I got my hair cut professionally I ended up with a mullet lol. I cut it myself now

26.02.2026 02:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Pain free days feels like a lie invented by the media

There's NO WAY everyone else just feels fine 99% of the time...no headaches, no leg pain, no hand cramps, no nausea

SCAM

Source: xxbl00dsh3dbunnyxx on tumblr Pain free days feels like a lie invented by the media There's NO WAY everyone else just feels fine 99% of the time...no headaches, no leg pain, no hand cramps, no nausea SCAM

Source: xxbl00dsh3dbunnyxx on tumblr

22.02.2026 19:15 πŸ‘ 114 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

This waking up between 1-3am and not being able to fall back asleep is getting real old real quick.

18.02.2026 12:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Second time this week I’ve woken up around 1:30am and haven’t been able to fall back asleep.

13.02.2026 13:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Trying to watch Olympic coverage on CBC is absolutely ridiculous. We’ve watched more commercials than Olympics. It’s been 7 minutes and counting of commercials.

07.02.2026 14:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Unexpectedly falling in love with someone knowing there could never be a future is a different kind of pain

30.01.2026 18:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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If you’re at the #Oilers game tonight, please don’t boo the American anthem. Don’t give media that moment.

Choose seated silence, instead.

Silence is far superior to booing, & not standing for the American anthem is a far more powerful statement.

#nhl #yeg

24.01.2026 21:01 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

I know the bar is in a hole on the ground but he brings me food, coffee and he likes to talk on the phone instead of texting.

24.01.2026 18:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Falling for my ex’s best friend was definitely not on my 2026 bingo card. This is not going to end well for me

21.01.2026 13:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yesterday my mom would have been 76. This is now her ninth birthday I’ve celebrated without her. I hate when people say it gets easier because I’m pretty sure it gets harder every year.

13.01.2026 13:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Why do I watch sports and why do the teams I cheer for always choke?

11.01.2026 04:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
What appears to be a giant praying mantis wandering a corn field is actually a normal sized praying mantis that's actually sitting on my windshield

What appears to be a giant praying mantis wandering a corn field is actually a normal sized praying mantis that's actually sitting on my windshield

Timeline Cleanse: Please enjoy this photo of a praying mantis that was sitting on top of my car windshield, but the angling and lighting were so weird it looks like a giant praying mantis wandering a corn field in Iowa.

10.01.2026 01:03 πŸ‘ 6208 πŸ” 1901 πŸ’¬ 108 πŸ“Œ 128

Happy New Year! I hope 2026 is kinder to you all than 2025 was.

01.01.2026 16:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
we're all just one accident, one diagnosis, one unexpected phone call away from a completely different life.  

stay humble and don't take anything for granted      

Unknown: Art of Poets

we're all just one accident, one diagnosis, one unexpected phone call away from a completely different life. stay humble and don't take anything for granted Unknown: Art of Poets

31.12.2025 18:53 πŸ‘ 113 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 3
@thepotspostman on x 

Something most don't understand with chronic illness is how symptoms stack. You're not dealing with one thing. You're dealing with ten things that pile on each other. It's never one symptom that destroys you. Most of us can tolerate one. It's the combination that breaks us.

@thepotspostman on x Something most don't understand with chronic illness is how symptoms stack. You're not dealing with one thing. You're dealing with ten things that pile on each other. It's never one symptom that destroys you. Most of us can tolerate one. It's the combination that breaks us.

@thepotspostman.bsky.social

30.12.2025 14:45 πŸ‘ 90 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

2025 is tied for the worst year. To top it off my bestie isn’t talking to me for reasons out of my control. my 6 yr old son told her 6yr old daughter a AI picture of Santa wasn’t real. I’m so fucking over everything

29.12.2025 21:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m so itchy. I want to crawl out of my skin. I see a flare coming in my near future. Can’t wait.

27.12.2025 02:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fell asleep at 10. Woke up just after midnight. Now I can’t sleep

26.12.2025 08:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So close to this day being over.

26.12.2025 03:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve only cried twice so far today. Still a lot of day left though

25.12.2025 20:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Ho Ho Holy Shit This Year F-ing Sucked [christmas tree]   mybodyistryingtokillme.com

Ho Ho Holy Shit This Year F-ing Sucked [christmas tree] mybodyistryingtokillme.com

25.12.2025 16:31 πŸ‘ 156 πŸ” 31 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2

Merry Christmas πŸŽ„
I’m in bed with my dog and two cats watching Tom Segura’s new Netflix special eating chips.

25.12.2025 07:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Christmas is definitely different this year. Family is all out of town. Son is at his dad’s tonight for the first time. I’ll be waking up alone tomorrow morning for the first time.

24.12.2025 20:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The most precious commodity you have is your attention. You don’t have to waste it on poor-faith debates or arguments with strangers if you don’t think they’ll be productive. You can prioritize the things that matter to you and make your life richer.

30.11.2025 20:00 πŸ‘ 11823 πŸ” 3004 πŸ’¬ 131 πŸ“Œ 196

To no ones surprise it’s snowing again

21.12.2025 19:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Happy winter solstice ❄️

21.12.2025 17:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As a sober person who enjoys non alcoholic drinks. I find it strange that in order to find a better selection of non alcoholic beverages I have to go into a liquor store. Anyone else see the problem?

19.12.2025 15:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0