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Kali, the Psycho Alchemist

@magickali

Number 44, New Series 864-962 Author, Software Engineer, unstable whimsical recluse, and alchemist of questionable credentials. I support all this: πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ πŸ‡²πŸ‡½ BLM Antifa & free school lunches.

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Welcome to Budget Cooking... for lazy people. Today, we find ourselves in the discount section of the frozen meal isle of your local grocery store and... wait... do those 9oz chicken dinners have a Manager's Discount sticker on it?! JACKPOT! Load up, boys! We're set for the week!

06.03.2026 23:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

lol They're trying to make Google Glass again.

06.03.2026 22:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I remember the sequel's ending being almost impossible without using a guide you had to buy in a bookstore. Side note: both games are available on Steam now.

06.03.2026 21:31 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I just wanted to shit-post about books, movies, video games, and nerdy computer stuff, but every day I read about some new fucked-up shit our government is doing with our tax dollars, supposedly in OUR name.

I'm fucking tired.

06.03.2026 04:11 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Audacious, a linux mp3 player, using a skin to make it look like winamp

Audacious, a linux mp3 player, using a skin to make it look like winamp

Am I really a Linux person if I can make my desktop and all my apps look like I'm using windows?

Fuck you, Bill Gates. I bow to your empire NO LONGER!

05.03.2026 04:24 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My top 10 "E" movies:
E.T.
Earth Girls Are Easy
Edward Scissorhands
Encanto
Enemy Mine
Escape from NY (& LA)
Escape to Witch Mountain
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Everything Everywhere All At Once
Explorers

05.03.2026 01:24 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Are we still under the delusion that a REPUBLICAN-controlled congress is going to do anything at all here?

They're literally the ones protecting her and trump.
This is just more meaningless grandstanding to pretend that they're doing something. Let me know when actual consequences start rolling in.

04.03.2026 22:24 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Write banned books.

04.03.2026 21:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

flatpak? Wait until you have to explain pacman or AUR!

04.03.2026 20:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Linux users now:

04.03.2026 19:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

How I arrived on bluesky:

04.03.2026 19:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This just in: Man who styles his look off of 70's gay porn stars, complains about all the gay men he's attracting.

03.03.2026 05:57 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The world needs a Snake Plissken now more than ever.

02.03.2026 21:42 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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OpenAI strikes deal with Pentagon hours after Trump admin bans Anthropic | CNN Business OpenAI CEO Sam Altman announced late Friday that the company had signed a deal with the Pentagon for its AI tools to be used in the military’s classified systems, but with seemingly similar guardrails...

And there it is! OpenAI was on track to go bankrupt as they were never going to make enough money to offset the costs of running all those servers because not enough people wanted to pay to use their sycophantic chat bots.

So guess what? You're going to be paying for it with your taxes instead.

28.02.2026 05:16 πŸ‘ 36 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 4

LOTR = Lars of the (round)Stars

24.02.2026 19:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Battling with the existential crisis of getting older in an ever-changing world where society is increasing becoming alien to me!

24.02.2026 18:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It's once again time for me to have a para-social relationship with the internet! How's everyone doing?

24.02.2026 18:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man wearing a music band shirt is carrying a skateboard and asking how do you do fellow kids Alt: Steve Buscemi pretending to be a student in a high school from the TV show "30 Rock"

I delete posts that don't get likes.
I only keep the bangers with aura farming skibidi rizz!

24.02.2026 01:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Republican Party IS a Nazi Problem - Everyone who isn't a Nazi.

24.02.2026 00:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I am the rest of the cursed monkey. Please give me my paw back so I can have it re-attached. I need it so I can throw the double bird at someone. You know who.

23.02.2026 07:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The angry space doctor guy? I love that guy!

23.02.2026 06:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you solve the puzzle, it opens up like a door, and you'll find the Ark of the Covenant behind it... guarded by two six-foot scorpions.

23.02.2026 01:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Post your style icon

22.02.2026 19:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't like this because it makes her look so much cooler than she actually is. Like, I would pay actual money to look that good.

22.02.2026 04:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Gen X urge to retire, open up an antiques store in Chinatown, and sell mogwai to unsuspecting morons looking for Christmas presents for their idiot children.

21.02.2026 00:40 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Having their Grindr accounts leaked.

20.02.2026 23:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Corruption is a good word, but I think a more accurate term would be Embezzlement, which, if I'm not mistaken, is a
C R I M E.

20.02.2026 03:00 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Have I got news for you:

19.02.2026 22:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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19.02.2026 22:23 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

In the old days, whenever we saw a bunch of people playing Vampire: The Masquerade, we'd go:

"Look! It's a murder of goths!"

19.02.2026 18:15 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0