Macho 🇨🇾

That B2 bomber is 100% reversed engineered extraterrestrial technology…

ngl…. Was slightly rattled by what City did yesterday.

Theres absolutely no chance we could make 10 changes and slap Newcastle all over St James Park

Those sorts of pitches at Mansfield are proper levellers.

Martinelli wouldn’t have looked at out of place in the other team.

Not good but in the hat and all that

Important to keep expectations in check with Max Dowman, but aesthetically, he’s the closest the game has seen to Lionel Messi 🤣

90 seconds - 3 fouls.

Get your cards out referee

It’s Liverpool away next…..

I watch quite a lot of Spurs and i genuinely don’t see a lack of effort (like United under Amorim)

They are just crap, plain and simple

Tottenham have an unseen problem in their relegation fight..

Everyone wants to be the team that sends them down.

Spurs thought Fulham and Palace were low-stakes games & lost both.

They miscalculated,,,, every game is a cup final for the opposition now 🤣

Football discourse is modern politics with shin pads & chewing gum.

A tiny amount of truth and nuance - but it’s drowned out by over-promoted grifters spouting bullshit narratives to get a cheap pop.

Hurzeler is a fucking bum & so are the journalists that enable this nonsense

That roar from the away fans when the City result was announced is incredible.

I need that as my ringtone

I can’t cope with it……

I don’t have the minerals for it.

I will legit break down and cry if we get over the line.

I couldn’t bear to watch our injury time so I switched the City game.

They had a penalty shout (which could’ve been given) an attempt cleared off the line in the 98th minute.

It wasn’t any less stressful

🤷‍♂️

City had a shot cleared off the line in the 98th minute.

Goodness fucking me.

Brighton are playing very agressive. They have 5 attackers spread across our backline so going direct is the correct tactic (just not to Gyokores)

Play a false 9 and pull Saka & Martinelli off the wings

Not sure we need both Rice & Zubimendi dropping into the backline (neither look fit to me)

Wouldn’t be against seeing Havertz so we can get the ball stick a bit up top…. Also Madueke, need someone to carry the ball forward.

Pretty dull stuff

Saka is the easy answer.

Hes not a touchline winger & I’m dying on that hill. The use of Saka has been a massive source of my frustration over the past 2 seasons.

I think Eze & Nwaneri have the capability as well.

But Mikel is about egalitarianism & mavericks don’t form part of that ideology

Dave talks about the lack of mavericks all the time on the pod.

The best players still have that ability imo but coaching suppresses it (Vini Jnr is a maverick, would you want him?)

Also think there’s a lot of romanticism about 90s football. 50% of PL players from that era wouldn’t cut it today

The great escape is on……..

Wolves are the best worst team to ever grace the Premier League

He’s weak as fuck (and genuinely terrible at his job)

He’ll use this game to exert some “authority” and the usual voices will support him

Chaos from open play has been coached out of the game so the only place chaos can now exist is from set-plays.

The PL will end up nerfing corners and coaches will come up with other “controlled” methods to create chaos

“Why shots from distance are ruining in the game” - #Logit

After two days of non-stop noise about set-pieces and anti-football (with Arsenal being the poster child), im absolutely expecting Chris Kavanagh to deliver some nonsense tomorrow.

Noise always carries

It reminded me a little of how Mikel used Havertz in the 2023/2024 home game against Villa.

Right idea, wrong player.

Trossard vs Chelsea was the same. I support the theory, but not the execution

What an absolutely dog shit game slate that is.

Goodness me.

Once less body centrally with Martinelli on the wing and Zubimendi has morphed into Xhaka at 6 (which doesn’t help)

The Trossard experiment was weird.

Just use Eze 🤷‍♂️

That Trossard stock rising take is absolutely mental 🤣.

Too much credit for the attempted tactical adjustment and not enough focus on the output from it.

Legit thought you’d been hacked by Paul.

3 points in this manner should be an anomaly, but it’s the norm.

We are playing coin-flip football & Mikel desperately needs to find a double-headed coin down the stretch.

Did Mikel think we were playing 2005 Chelsea?

Arteta pays every opposition far too much respect (bar Spurs)

I’m delighted but also fucking drained.

Basketball football would be less stressful than this current brand of margin-ball.

Hall of shame 45 minutes from Trossard.

Honestly, that Lacroix decision is insane.

Football will listen to me eventually 🤣

Give the penalty, eject Lacroix & allow Palace to bring on a replacement.

Lacroix gets a 2 game ban, United get a penalty, Palace still play with 11 men and the game isn’t ruined…

It’s not difficult