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Cousin “Champagne” Ronnie

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I ain’t doing all that

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I’m so frustrated and upset

05.03.2026 21:34 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This is my second diverticulitis flare up—my first time I had to go to the hospital and was admitted for the weekend 🙃 hoping to avoid that now that I know what it is, forcing myself to stay in bed and doing a clear liquid diet. Open to any and all tips if anyone else has dealt with this before

05.03.2026 17:17 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

A teeny bit but still pretty rough. Thanks for checking in 💛

05.03.2026 17:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Everyone pray that I wake up feeling better tomorrow pls

05.03.2026 04:48 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Being a cancer rising with a red moon cycle is... not for the faint of heart

03.03.2026 21:18 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Parents be normal challenge (mine are losing)

03.03.2026 21:15 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Fuck. This is going to throw a major wrench in my plan to open "Tweakers By The Sea".

03.03.2026 19:55 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

My friend was talking about my dad and she reminded me about the time he was telling us which dog food tastes ok and which to avoid

01.03.2026 21:59 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I also got this for @devingaffney.com’s grandma

01.03.2026 21:45 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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My 29 Palms mementos

01.03.2026 21:40 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

At brunch with my best friend and an old man came up to us and said “wow, you two are big eaters—don’t have to worry about you starving today!”. The interaction was so bizarre we have not been able to stop laughing

01.03.2026 18:29 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
A Veronica pin

A Veronica pin

I was in a little store in 29 Palms today and the shopkeep overheard that my name is Veronica; she said she had something for me and dug around a drawer and gave me this pin. She used to work for Archie comics and had a stash.

01.03.2026 02:50 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
Me

Me

Driving to Joshua Tree today

28.02.2026 19:00 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

👀

28.02.2026 16:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Girl next to us had Sephora delivered to her poolside (!!!!)

27.02.2026 23:15 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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🍹

27.02.2026 23:12 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I’m so sunburnt

27.02.2026 21:41 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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I love it here

27.02.2026 21:10 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
New Fiji who dis

New Fiji who dis

FINALLY boarded. Visiting my bestie who I met on tumblr.com over a decade ago and who I ended up living with in New York City. We lived in a single bedroom with no kitchen and I was always drinking a Fiji back then since the only water source was the bathtub (LOL). So I got one for old times sake.

27.02.2026 05:18 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ok that last post was misleading. I no longer travel every week. I married a boy from Oregon and live a simple country life now.

27.02.2026 03:58 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

As someone who traveled every week for years since I was a child (divorced parents) my top two packing tips are:

- Always pack a bathing suit, even if you’re going someplace cold (you never know)
- Other then that, pack light—gives you a excuse to shop if you need extra outfit options 😈

27.02.2026 03:53 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Something just hits different about airport wine. That terminal C pinot grigio got me hitting flow state

27.02.2026 03:25 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The PDX Vino Volo is shut down! Tragique for all of my fellow 35-45 year old white women

27.02.2026 03:09 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The lighting in this airport restaurant is killing my vibe. Need to find a Vino Volo STAT!

27.02.2026 02:47 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

I was the only person at security. I’ve been flying frequently since I was 8 and I think this has only happened… once?

27.02.2026 02:38 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Country fried calamari. Let that sink in

27.02.2026 02:31 👍 26 🔁 2 💬 10 📌 0

This is the correct answer

27.02.2026 01:50 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I have been making lots of salads with roast potatoes in them at home…

27.02.2026 01:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If, hypothetically, one were leaving at 9:30 pm on Thursday for a trip and returning home at 9 AM on Tuesday, how many days long would you say that trip was? Asking for a friend.

26.02.2026 23:18 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

No 😳 should I be? 👀

26.02.2026 23:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0