Does the Apple Music radio station suck ass for everyone, or am I uniquely bad at teaching the algorithm? Because seriously, how many times do I have to ask for less Meghan Trainor and The Weeknd?
Who signed me up for a NASCAR email blast? 😑
I know I shouldn't be using AI for anything, but I will never feel sorry for having my phone assistant screen calls for me. I don't know you, talk to the computer.
I've been dragged into the world of voice memos. Will this be my new thing? (Almost certainly not.)
PSA that Eli Roth does not deserve your support, horror fans.
I’ve never forgotten this picture from 2016 and how it completely reshaped my understanding of how the media covers protests.
Having a big dog significantly boosts your number of random conversations with straight men in their 60s.
If I believe this to be the absolute gayest (and thus arguably the best) music video of all time, where do I log that information? Is social media fun anymore?
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Nosferatu (2024)
A Doberman mix with a large tree branch in her mouth.
A Doberman mix with a large tree branch in her mouth looking at the camera.
A handsome man walking a Doberman mix with a large tree branch in her mouth.
Bark softly and carry a big stick with Dallas Kelly and @arielitalic.bsky.social.
Spending the morning saying everything to my husband in Nosferatu voice; thinking he's gonna be dealing with this a lot in 2025.
I love when a random Google k-hole ends with a banger reveal like "Stacy London is gay."
JUSTICE SOTOMAYOR When you're 1 percent of the population or less, very hard to see how the democratic process is going to 17 18 19 protect you. 20 MR. RICE: Well, Your Honor. You ⁃ 21 JUSTICE SOTOMAYOR blacks were 22 a much larger part of the population, and it didn't protect them. It didn't protect women 23 24 for whole centuries
Going to try and write about this
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Honestly, the question "what if this is as good as it gets" chills me more by the day.
The most beautiful puppy in the world
Oh also I have a dog now. Her name is Dallas, she's six months old, and she's the most beautiful lady in the whole world.
I'm told I should try this place again. So here I am, even though my only remaining coherent thought is that the staff at the GameStop next to the Grove is top-tier.
I love when queers give other queers little discounts and shit at work as an "I see you" present.
There's a lot of ways to kill an hour, but calling Con Edison is one of the only ways to witness someone else brutally murder your time for sport.
This morning, because I was feeling extra fancy, I upgraded my "Grape Nuts with cinnamon" to "Grape Nuts with cinnamon and a pinch of cardamom."
Do things... happen here yet?
TSA Pre-Check is such a perfect metaphor for American governance: Outsource and underfund basic services to the point where they’re useless, then charge people money to get the experience people in other developed countries get for free.
Getting high and marveling at how completely ABBA perfected pop music. There never has been and never will be better.
Consider Frances Thompson, a former slave who testified to Congress about being raped by cops during the 1866 Memphis race riots. When it came out she was born male, she was put on a chain gang where the public was invited to come laugh at her.
Ooh also we can't see each other's likes here and there's pros and cons to that tbh. [eyes the room suspiciously]
I like how quiet it is here.
I'm so glad potatoes will never know how much I lean on them psychologically.
As usual, the problem with all social media is my complicated relationship with being perceived.
the hanania affair is most revealing for the simple reason that it is the easiest possible case. do you disavow and exclude the legitimately stupid guy who is openly a genocidal racist? and for a bunch of the commentariat the answer is “maybe…no?”
