Comedian Meg MacKay

Me after watching 1999's The Mummy

50 years from now. Me and another guy are in an underground bunker:

"Want a bite of my burger?"

"Where'd you get that!?"

"Dunno? Some box"

*me in a retail store*
They shouldn't have Christmas music and gifts this early. Leave November alone.

*me in a restaurant*
I might as well get seconds and a desert. It's basically Christmas.

I have finished Expedition 33 and I am dehydrated from crying. Does anyone have a suggestion of a nice game I can play next?

thank you for reaching out to ask. I really appreciate it I support this bill because it does not affect Aboriginal or Treaty rights, and it doesn't impact people who are following the law. The Province only has a duty to consult when those rights could be affected, and that isn't the case here. At the same time, we remain committed to ongoing dialogue with Mi'kmaq leadership and to finding solutions that benefit Mi'kmaq communities and all Nova Scotians.

The minister of Lnu Affairs who is a Conservative, actively supports Bill 127. Basically the scalping 2.0 bill that makes Mi’kmaw people protecting illegal. She only gained status 2 years ago. She’s a pretendian. This is her own words. Sounds familiar eh, very rule of law white talk.

I was a barista for many years in various towns across Canada and could always spot the ravenous eyes of a person about to drop the "just regular coffee" line on me.

my brother in christ this is rural new brunswick you're lucky if we have skim milk

Nova Scotia just made protesting the land a criminal offence. $50000 fine and 6 months in jail.

Tim Houston is anti Mi’kmaw and has broken treaty.

He needs to be banned from Mi’kma’ki.

Ticket prices for Queens of the Stoneage this weekend seem reasonable

Players largely have a good nose for bullshit, which is why they have been so vocal in their wholesale rejection of AI. It's bullshit top to bottom and they can smell it a mile away.

There are more great games releasing than ever before. Players have the power to walk away and they will.

a man in a white shirt is playing a guitar in front of a yellow wall Alt: Tim Robinson in a white shirt is playing a guitar in front of a yellow wall « the bones are their money » from I Think You Should Leave on Netf’ix

Now Playing: Hades 2

Gonna write a Charles Bukowski poem. I call it "los angeles winter."

whiskey, good
women bad
but maybe
it's the other way
around

had the urge to do this since the moment i saw this post!
#pixelart

Raccoon playing in roof rain

turns out she was just eating tinfoil out of the garbage but still, had me worried everything i have ever believed was wrong for like point two seconds

i woke up this morning and thought the rapture was real because i couldn't find my dog

"grogu" is too gross a name for something that cute. "grogu" should be the name of an app that tells you when to put your bins out.

It’s like no one at Disney even watched Andor

Edmonton Oilers lynx mascot

Shocked and dismayed to find out that this is the Edmonton Oilers mascot and not, as I assumed, an oil soaked skeleton named Oily the Oiler

Yo f*ck all this “reality” sh*t

And we love you for it

Im sorry you are going through this. Its unfair.

But thank you for adding Land Job to my lexicon.

When I die, don’t post a picture of me when I was young and hot. Post a picture of me old, wrinkly, flubby, the body that fought death as long as it could.

Every gray hair sprouts in defiance of time’s arrow. You will gaze upon my decay.

Narrative is a glass cannon. It can be powerful and yield huge results, but it's fragile. The more hits it takes, the harder it is for it to be effective.

When I play a game that I don't think has very strong writing, I don't think "these writers are bad", I wonder what they were up against.

Want to do something about Trump’s anti-immigrant executive orders?

Download a community defense playbook at defendandrecruit.org, sign up for a training, and check out this op-ed in Teen Vogue today.

Pretty sure my dog thinks my name is “Where is My Phone” because I walk around saying that all day like a pokemon

Robocop is an anti-capitalist we gotta let him slide

I cant believe I used to have roommates

Im literally a crazy person how did they survive

This is so goddamn funny

The fact that System of a Down is playing 10 mins from my house but tickets cost $800 is a symbol of a capitalist society on the verge of collapse.

In this essay I will…

genuinely concerned about how much neon and glow-in-the-dark i ate as a kid