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silence, wastrel. To the sluggo manifolds with ye

11.03.2026 04:26 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i have been too online for too long to assume there is anything under the sun that _nobody_ finds hot tbh

11.03.2026 02:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

so glad to hear it!

11.03.2026 02:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i hate that his forehead looks like groucho marx now

11.03.2026 01:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"i'm not too hungry, just the one halo please"

11.03.2026 01:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

ha, no my brain just for some reason inserted the image of you leaving the appointment and the guy suddenly looking down and going ".....wait a second" (and surely someone somewhere is into that, takes all kinds)

11.03.2026 01:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

their Toronto gig the same year was fantastic tbh

11.03.2026 01:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

why does the phrasing here make me think you're going to be playing the equivalent of "got your nose"

11.03.2026 00:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i was there, and i do love it, but i still prefer The Menace

11.03.2026 00:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

choosing to believe this was just one hell of a called shot

11.03.2026 00:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
β€œSuper Mario was based on an Italian man I saw die in an accident on a construction site. I thought to myself, β€˜What if that man had been killed by a gorilla, rather than negligence?’
- Shigeru Miyamoto

β€œSuper Mario was based on an Italian man I saw die in an accident on a construction site. I thought to myself, β€˜What if that man had been killed by a gorilla, rather than negligence?’ - Shigeru Miyamoto

Happy Mario day!

10.03.2026 21:02 πŸ‘ 6839 πŸ” 1479 πŸ’¬ 47 πŸ“Œ 42

I sometimes worry that too many people think being a good critic means being a self-righteous dick about every little thing and I think far too many miss the point that you can't critique anything if you don't know how to love something.

10.03.2026 13:02 πŸ‘ 3649 πŸ” 623 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 133

there's a reason that both here and tumblr something breaking containment is considered a cursΓ©d event

10.03.2026 02:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

there's gonna be a fiiiiiiiiight

10.03.2026 02:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

in the mall book store close to my university, they used to put her books in the "philosophy" section and it made me so mad. apologies to all the staff who made to move the books back when they found them again

10.03.2026 02:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

a number of people on this website are only a few steps away from veering into this territory, make sure it isn’t you

09.03.2026 17:43 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
An adorable raccoon.

An adorable raccoon.

08.03.2026 18:00 πŸ‘ 62 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

also no disrespect to "Closing Time," but Dan Wilson being there and Low not being there feels like it was designed to upset me

08.03.2026 18:14 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

how the fuck do you exclude Bamford

08.03.2026 18:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

sigh. there's SO MUCH in there! we only had four hours, there was a whole building we didn't even get to!

08.03.2026 17:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am glad when a friend and I visited last year we avoided doing almost all the basic stuff (except the big art museum, we obviously went there)

08.03.2026 07:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

had not been following managerial stuff, glad to see we nabbed @nonoxcol.bsky.social that's a big get for us. we've got the talent, we've got the leadership, i think we can go deep this year.

07.03.2026 16:11 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Soulseek

I know I'm not supposed to tell you this, and maybe I'll delete this skeet, but in case you didn't know, Soulseek is back in action for file piracy, and it feels like a way better version of the Napster experience circa A.D. 2000:

07.03.2026 09:00 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i'm not shocked Slay the Spire 2 is great so far, but i am very very happy about it

06.03.2026 22:38 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

specific guys asideβ€”it is politically and morally bankrupt to be told we must seriously consider how many is too many pieces of nazi flair

05.03.2026 17:28 πŸ‘ 1005 πŸ” 199 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 12

Thom Yorke's wife going to bed: Did you set your alarm? Did you set your surprise?

04.03.2026 15:42 πŸ‘ 86 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

BTW it is EXTREMELY common for academic papers to declare Lara Croft the first playable female game character (a very easy fact to debunk). As a grad student I wrote a paper that traced every appearance of this "fact" to a single paper, which is why you don't only engage with academic texts!!

04.03.2026 21:21 πŸ‘ 1476 πŸ” 399 πŸ’¬ 36 πŸ“Œ 15

gotta get rid of all the little bits of hair!

04.03.2026 21:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

need this in my life

04.03.2026 02:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0