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A black and white cat with his back to the camera is looking up into the right hand corner of the picture, seemingly at nothing

What do we think Little Bruce is looking at?

Is it ghosts? Probably ghosts.
#Caturday

A yellow sign with black writing which reads Herefordshire rural watch with a pictogram of a black scarecrow with yellow eyes and a crow on its hat. The sign is on a wooden fence with a churchyard and blue sky just visible behind it

Herefordshire rural watch is folk horror

Huntley dead, and the world is slightly less shit.

Don’t make a hero of his killer though. He’s already on a whole life sentence for three murders, including a five-month pregnant mother who he also raped.

Remember the victims of these foul men.

I want to see other CEOs eat their products. Google CEO eats a computer. Airbnb CEO eats a pillow

Five-Star General: (gravely) Sir, Operation Epic Bacon is not going awesomesauce

[David Attenborough holding me in a headlock] Stop calling tiger sharks sea raccoons

This looks and sounds like the start of a DON’T DO DRUGS public information film from about twenty years ago.

The 15th Anniversary Escape Pod book, but the typefaces makes it look a bit like ESCAPE POO.

I think one of these books would benefit from a different font.

cow, who has indeed seen some shit, peeking out from a building

This cow has SEEN some shit.

Spoooky trees for #PhantomsFriday! 😱

Charles I to a young Charles II after he ran out to play several hours ago c.1636:

Telling Jesus he'll never make it if he keeps being so hostile to wealth. Advising him to moderate his message to appeal to the Galilee suburbs

The first superman comic was published in 1938. Sigmund Freud died in 1939. That means there was a real possibility that Freud wacked off to a picture of Lois Lane.

WSJ headline that reads Kristi Noem has been replaced as homeland security secretary. The final straw was her combative appearance at a Senate hearing this week.

Her replacement will just be a gun with a bunch of racial slurs written on it

"Washing machines live longer with Calgon"

Todd @ Why are we bothering with the Strait of Hormuz when we could simply do this? Explain it to me like I'm 5. Canal RIOS 508 MOUNTAIN HARD AND BIG, WATER NO UP. MANY MANY DIG DIG.

A small book with limbs made of rolled-up paper held between the covers and a crudely drawn face sticking out from the top

I don't have kids so I dressed up my book as a child for world book day

More headlines like this please

It’s uncanny

For World Book Day I will be smiling at men with my bottom teeth x

a man in a fur coat is walking on a grassy hill ALT: a man in a fur coat is walking on a grassy hill

You don't need to know what my grandads did for a living.
For tax reasons.

New Mr Beast contest: one lucky winner gets safely evacuated from Iran while the other contestants look on in horror as they are left behind

be bad at your new hobby who cares

I'll always be obsessed with this edit made by @tommchenry.bsky.social

One day you're going through life without a care in the world and the next you're in your mid-40s and putting on eyeliner is like drawing a Picasso on a ball bag x