Most Married Vuldarian

just invented a new angel number

i accuse Pop Secret: Movie Theater Butter Popcorn of shrinkflation

i wish i looked good in a mullet. i like mullets so much

all of my friends deal with their ADHD by smoking an absurd amount of weed, an activity that would literally kill me due to a rare adverse reaction. boo and/or hiss

i could not be trusted with a tail. i would almost certainly strangle myself or others.

hell yeah

weird that Gege is holding back on the Gojo Strong Return for the next spin-off.

*debuffs you*

saw an ugly person

Weird Little Guys™ are the lifeblood of fiction

autonomous drone that domes anyone who says the word “warfighter”

allergies are kicking my ass

a devastating loss

my perfect-sized glass for cutting out the bread circle for egg-in-basket broke :(

fuck i don’t want to go to sleep

coughing baby statement upscales to at least city block level

jailmogged is excellent lol

i could go for some lobster ravioli with vodka sauce rn no cap

my bed raggled the fuck out of me ngl

so what if i rewatch Dangers in My Heart

damn, can a bitch have a tummy that don’t hurt???

Egg was half right, instead of the Seven Kingdoms it should be called the Nine Administrative Regions

its got me again. booting up Mount & Blade Warband

Christ is kino

sweaty sexy panel of Dabura from JJK Modulo looking up with hooded eyes saying “Earth’s sorcery… seems pretty advanced.”

i need him so bad it’s crazy

putting the d back in ei

basedbasedbasedbasedbasedbased latest jjk is so fucking good

prelude: i’m very drunk

this week’s jjk with the Higuruma backstory is maybe my favorite 10mins of anime ever

i wojack pointed at Higuruma and explained how much i love him, and my wife just shook her head and said he looked like “you if you were less hot“ and i’m complimented and insulted.

lips dry piss yellow still won’t drink water for some godforsaken reason