DJ Wooldridge

“the thinker of tender thoughts” by shel silverstein [an illustration depicting a boy growing into a man. as he grows, his hair grows out as flowers. people laugh at him for it and he becomes sad. he starts trimming off the flowers, but as he reaches the last one he stops. he is then depicted with a smile and a flower in his buttonhole on his jacket.]

“the thinker of tender thoughts”
by shel silverstein

The war crimes will continue until morale improves.

i bring this up periodically but goddamn is it easy being a dude. so little is expected of us. you can coast and people will treat you like a champion

KNIGHT OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS is a major hit! So, what's next for GoT? Speaking of HBO and their parent company, Warner Bros. Discovery, @djtalkstrash.bsky.social and @roxystriar.bsky.social discuss the latest in the bidding war between Paramount and Netflix! www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCo0...

Yeah, with our kid we have to make sure he doesn’t fall asleep in the car because if he does, even for a couple minutes, that now counts as the nap for the day and he won’t go down later. 😵‍💫
It’s so weird.

Props for sticking with her during the nap!

Don’t worry gang. Congress will get right on voting for a War Powers Resolution the second their break is over in 2 to 28 years.

David Lynch saying ‘One day, the sadness will end. But I don’t think today’s the day.’

Every major disaster in this country over my lifetime has been self inflicted by right wing ideologues with just enough complicit or inert Democrats to enable or ratify them. That's why we've been on this doom trajectory for the last ~50 years and it'll keep getting worse if that doesn't change

Chuck Schumer when he hears Israel and the US are bombing school children in Iran.

But officer, we had to “preemptively strike” the dollar store because they said that they would call the cops if we kept sneaking hits from their helium tank, and your presence here proves our concerns were well founded.

Ben Shapiro producing a Jonathan Majors action movie

This is amazing.

www.getyourfuckingmoneyback.com

This is the sort of situation the phrase, "Out of the frying pan, into the fire," was created to describe.

THE TERMINATOR did not adequately prepare us for how belligerently stupid Judgement Day would be.

We live in an embarrassing dystopia.

They had begun to consider the Government of the United States as a mere appendage to their own affairs. We know now that Government by organized money is just as dangerous as Government by organized mob. Never before in all our history have these forces been so united against one candidate as they stand today. They are unanimous in their hate for me— and I welcome their hatred.

Something I think about often is, if a Democrat said this today, it would've been a hot mic moment and they'd have to apologize and say it was out of context. FDR said it at Madison Square Garden, 3 days before a presidential election

Rumors have been swirling about what to expect from SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY, the latest adventure in Tom Holland's MCU aligned web-slinging saga, like... who will be the main villain? @djtalkstrash.bsky.social and @roxystriar.bsky.social discuss! www.youtube.com/watch?v=gh2X...

SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY • Who's the Main Villain? YouTube video by Only Stupid Answers

Today on this episode of @onlystupidanswers.bsky.social, @djtalkstrash.bsky.social and @roxystriar.bsky.social dive into who will be the main villain in the upcoming #SpiderManBrandNewDay! Plus, trailers for #ToyStory5, #TheMandalorianandGrogu, and #SpiderNoir!
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By this same byzantine logic all of that energy to "train" a human...would be ADDED to the creation of AI. AI does not exist in a vacuum. You don't get to compare the energy consumption of your slop machine to the "widespread evolution" of humanity and call it a wash you dead-eyed weirdo.

when the AI bubble bursts i think everyone should get one free shot at this idiot’s dumb face

Trump post: "Based on the tremendous interest shown, I will be directing the Secretary of War, and other relevant Departments and Agencies, to begin the process of identifying and releasing Government files related to alien and extraterrestrial life, unidentified aerial phenomena (UAP), and unidentified flying objects (UFOs) and any and all other information connected to these highly complex but extremely important, matters. GOD BLESS AMERICA!" - President Donald J. Trump

Literal desperation.

WONDER MAN is being praised as one of the best Marvel TV Shows ever! That got @djtalkstrash.bsky.social and @roxystriar.bsky.social thinking, what other truly great shows are part of the MCU? We asked the fans to find out! www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag2W...

Happy Presidents Day

Marvel TV: the Best and the Rest? YouTube video by Only Stupid Answers

On this week's @onlystupidanswers.bsky.social episode, @djtalkstrash.bsky.social and @roxystriar.bsky.social on where #WonderMan would stack against #DaredevilBornAgain, #WandaVision, and #Loki among best #MCU shows? Does #SheHulk or #AgentsofSHIELD even make the cut?
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Ending this operation is not enough.

We need justice and accountability. That starts with independent investigations into the murders of Renee Good and Alex Pretti, economic restitution for businesses impacted, abolishing ICE, and the impeachment of Kristi Noem.

easy slogan for the next democratic presidential candidate is “i will reform the corrupt supreme court and repeal citizens united”

Every photo from Minneapolis looks like this. Cops decked out with guns and full tac gear facing off against people in bathrobes, parkas, and sweatpants armed only with whistles and cell phones.

Yet every verified MAGA chode on X dutifully calls it a riot or violent insurrection.

“Spider-Noir” – Authentic Black & White Teaser Trailer | Prime Video YouTube video by Prime Video

This will either be awesome or it will be terrible, or perhaps both at the same time, but there is no discernible middle ground on display from the footage here.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgMb...

Horrifying