Wilder Newyear

So like early season Law and Order, but make it medical instead of legal?

A black cat (Newton) sits on my lap on the left side of the image, while I wear a worn black tank top on the right.

Newton doesn't care about Daylight Savings or how late I was up last night. The morning cuddles must go on!

Me, in a vest

See my vest?

Former Chicago Bull great Scottie Pippen.

Realizing that, with the Star Trek set coming later this year, I can finally make a Rule 0 Partner deck with my Commanders Scottie & Pippin.

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Kansas Prison Magic Scene To Receive Influx of Mythic Grinders | Commander's Herald As of last Thursday, February 26th, the Kansas state legislature has made a move expected to, among other things, place a very significant amount of skilled Magic: The Gathering players in Kansas coun...

“Because we, like all lawmakers, have absolutely no interest or incentive to work for the benefits of our constituents, we’ve got a lot of free time. We decided to use that to, for some reason, get really invested in the Magic meta in our county jails!”

Chicago Style Cube. You're just taking an extra month to soak in the ambiance.

David Ellison Promises to Return Warner Bros. to Its Original 1923 Values | Commander's Herald HOLLYWOOD, CA – After a bidding war with Netflix, Paramount is poised to acquire legacy media giant Warner Bros. This would give the company a massive share of the entertainment industry, and many wor...

“We’re committed to respecting the legacy of Warner Bros. by upholding the values that created the legendary company. We at Paramount firmly believe in protecting those century-old morals. The exact values that created classic movies like The Jazz Singer.“

Terrance Howard-ass Number Theory

Your regular reminder Ghost Rider Johnny Blaze is canonically from Waukegan, IL. All those monologues about being the Spirit of Vengeance and dragging people to hell should be done with the thickest Chicago-Midwestern accent applied. Thank you for your time.

Highway to Nowhere: Bad.

Practical movie set they let everyone drive through: Awesome.

Trans Magic Player With Empty Hand Thoughtseized Anyways | Commander's Herald It's not about helping anyone, it's about sending a message. Not sure who originally said that, but I'm pretty sure it was the good guy."

This historic move marks the first known time a Commander player’s complaint about being targeted is actually valid

I think it's also the Catholic guide to determining what can be eaten during Lent.
Turtles? Fish.
Beavers? Fish.
Corned Beef? Fish, but only if it's St. Patrick's Day in NYC.

This is where I would be posting a "Wilder Newyear will be attending Chicago Style Cube!" image with some wacky fonts and wingdings, but I'm not here for my photoshop skills.

Latest Hegseth Speech Clearly Flavor Text from Red Magic Cards | Commander's Herald WASHINGTON, D.C. – Spectators of a recent Pete Hegseth speech report that the high-ranking military official read his speech directly from the flavor text of Magic: The Gathering cards. The speech, pr...

"If your blood doesn’t run hot, I will make it run in the sands! Execution awaits the dissenter. Diplomacy has solved nothing. Only bloodspill can end this now. Call forth the warbringer!”

The unspoken Midwestern joy of answering a stranger's question of "what's that siren?" with "Oh, it's Tuesday."

Given his perceived vanity and affinity for his robotic dopplegangers, isn't "selfcest" Doom's ultimate goal?

Okay, but what happens when you add the Kurt Angle DLC to the mix?

Watto has said:
I hate Sebulba

Because he is Albanian

Fine, guess I've gotta jump through a few hoops to get my infinite turns off Time Vault.

I have it written on my apron.

The GOP is the party of "Marriage is the Root Cause of 100% of Divorces" bumper stickers.

The Marx Brothers (Chico, Harpo, Groucho, and Zeppo)

Comedic-Marxism

Chaos And Confusion At TMNT Prerelease After Player's Kit Full of 3/3 Elk Tokens | Commander's Herald MACKINAC, MI — What should have been a fairly quiet evening at Brews and Brews, a family owned local game store and pub, ended in tears and bloodshed. Locals are reporting what seems to be nothing sho...

“I’ve been playing this game since 1997, and the rules are the rules. You get to play what’s in your kit, and only what’s in your kit. It’s not my fault the kit was more stacked than my ex-wife.”

"Visla's 40K Collection" is now the new answer to "What's Black, White, and Red all over?"

The same "diverse group" where he got the Nazi tattoo, right?

Small town, family-funded business, owns a boat? Yeah, there's nothing here that makes me think this man has ever met a black person before age 20.

The first lesson you learn in your thirties is "Aspirin fixes everything." The second lesson you learn is "Too much aspirin causes an ulcer, so don't do that."

No one gets the Germans right. The Spanish think they're Almanians, the Polish think they're the Niemens, the Finish still think the Saxons live there...

This is the kind of radical mass transit the auto industry doesn't want you to see.