I prefer my cranberry and vodka to look like a titration.
02.07.2025 00:29
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I prefer my cranberry and vodka to look like a titration.
A calf strain can be a precursor to an Achilles injury.
Damn, Haliburton…
We were never meant to have this much access to stupid people and their opinions.
A gym mirror selfie showing me in a white sleeveless hoodie with black leggings and gray shorts, sweaty, serious face, headphones on, phone in hand.
A Gymverse graphic showing: “I lifted the weight of 1 bulldozer during my workout.” Below that: 22,920 pounds lifted, 164 reps, 1 hour 28 minutes 1 second. A bright yellow bulldozer is pictured because apparently, I lift the equivalent weight of construction equipment for fun.
Apple Fitness+ indoor run summary. 456 active calories burned, 2.85 miles total distance. Three people running on treadmills in a studio, everyone looking like they’re having a blast. Meanwhile, I was probably making a face like I just fought a grizzly.
Just because I haven’t been posting doesn’t mean I’ve retired. Still out here lifting heavy things and running like something’s chasing me.
#GymSky
#FitnessSky
#BlackSkyFitness
#BlackSkyOver40
If this is the end, who’s trying to let me wear them like an N95?
For me? I'm a Manscaper. I like to keep it trimmed. For her? IDGAF. Whatever she likes. 😻 is getting devoured regardless.
Maybe? But, also, “I wanna suck her plug like a Ring Pop” is a thing that has been said, so 🤷🏾♂️
“Y’all?”
Make some noise if you Black and off work tomorrow
If there are three open treadmills in a row, and you take the one in the middle, you're an asshole.
I need coochie on my face .
I'm not proud of it, but there was a time when 151 was my liquor of choice.
One of the reasons I love hockey and soccer.
You know why the Stanley Cup ceremony is great? Because the trophy isn't given to the owner first.
Tomorrow is one of the fun sports days of the year, when you find out everyone in the Stanley Cup Final was playing with like a torn ACL and a broken elbow for weeks.
Oh. Fuck Brad Marchand, too. That rat-faced piece of shit.
Fuck the Tkachuks. All of ‘em. Keith. Matthew. Brady. Even Taryn. Fuck ‘em.
I get it. You're talking to a person who uses Grammarly for text messages.
Panthers fans are fucking insufferable.
God, I hate the Panthers.
I honestly didn’t think Skinner had been bad tonight until that last goal.
I can't swim or ride a bike.🤦🏾♂️
Knowing that no one will ever call me "Daddy" is priceless.
Happy Father's Day! #Vasectomy
