Beefy McBae

Texas Dems!

Less content about whether Talarico should’ve won! More content about what’s next and how to win!

And this is all he had to replace Noem.

In addition to allegations of raping children, Trump is accused of otherwise assaulting them, threatened them repeatedly, and blackmailed and harassed them for years. He’s a monster.
He's also accused of confessing to Epstein that he uses illegal building permits.

www.justice.gov/epstein/file...

Omggggg

America just lost 92,000 jobs as gas prices rise because of Trump’s war in Iran. He promised lower costs and no new wars — but Americans are losing jobs and footing the bill for his illegal war instead.

should I get the ace ventura butt birthing rhino

A white mug with a navy blue handle and interior. “NYC”, with the C as a hammer and sickle, is printed on the side in navy blue.

A glossy black mug. “NYC”, with the C as a hammer and sickle, is printed on the side in white, with the hammer and sickle in red.

These just went live in my shop!

Both mug options are 15 oz, microwave and dishwasher safe. The design is printed on both sides.

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Any republican that tries to make this into something should be required to describe what God’s cock looks like

If you’ve watched the arm breaking video and feel creepy crawlies down your spine, I urgently need you to reset your brain with this video of lil javelets.

It’s baby javelina time, more videos will definitely be incoming.

Nothing would please me more than to approach him in heels.

A Reductress post features a photo of Kristi Noem with the headline, “Kristi Noem Put Down for Being Too Hard to Train”

Screaming

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

Kristi Noem has done a stunning amount of damage and it’s good she’s gone.

But this doesn’t change the fact that we need a complete overhaul of DHS, impartial investigations into the killings of two American citizens, and information on children that were taken from Minnesota.

That was happening regardless because they redistricted her out of her seat.

Debra Messing's about to start hitting people with her car.

In the middle of interviewing for something cool. Next call is a half hour with the managing director. They seem to be moving fast and I am feeling confident. Good vibes welcome!

[TW: graphic fracture, sound of breaking bone]

Sen Tim Sheehy (R-Montana) badly breaking the arm of a Marine veteran protesting the war Iran.

Your fun aunt Claire says:

- don’t come on social media and describe how you want to hurt a senator, you aren’t really anonymous online

- go tell your friends and neighbors what happened, it looks like TikTok might be shadowbanning the footage

- don’t smoke weed in your car if your tags are bad

Not the MIL calling at 8am to complain about targeted ads on Facebook

Skarsgård in The Moment tho

Welp I guess there’s no way to earn the votes of young men other than by courting and vocally backing the three fraudulent industries that are absolutely ruining their lives.

Texas, TODAY is Election Day! Go vote!

Quote from Washington Times editorial board "[Radical liberals] don't realize that, when they express contempt for the man who holds the country's highest office, they reveal their contempt for the Americans who put him there."

Uh no...we definitely realize it.

Social media created this nonsense idea that not exposing yourself to hatred is isolationist. Choosing to not spend your free time with bigots isn’t living in a bubble. I don’t need to know what’s going on at X. I won’t be smarter or more knowledgeable or empathic by being there. Neither will you.

"Why do you care so much about DC and Superman?"

Because I saw something when the Gunn movie came out, a real shift in opinion on Superman and what he means in a 2020's world. It spoke to a world we lived in and I started to see more people be like "maybe we should be kinder".

If it's true that Paramount is taking over WB, get ready for a Pro-Trump Superman.

“He won’t even buy a shirt.” That line alone took me out lolllllll #thetraitorsus

Tired of hot white guys being winning all the time

screenshot of a tv user guide, showing two channels under Tue 8PM: MSNOW - State of the union TCM East- Gaslight

Masterful Troll, TCM.

Henceforth, I will be describing the way that U.S. men’s hockey spectacularly squandered good will, brand recognition, and fan loyalty as “pulled a Target.”

They pulled a Target.