Mr. Bodybuilder Sir

Think I'll be spiraling today

Titties look good, little dick

I'm hanging on a hope, but I'm alright

Dad could use a rubdown, squirt

Why do all the ninja turtles look like Mr Jamie?

Good boy

Such a good boy

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It's a Monday

Hmm, I see. Unsure how I'd feel about that

Oooooo, how was the creme brulee?!

I usually say something along the lines of, I'm not ready just yet. Usually they understand. Too many crazies out there

I'm told I cleanup well

Such a good boy!

See something you like, squirt?

Legs, brah

What's stopping you, boy??

Should just cage it up, boy

I want to push that portion

Looks yummy

Just the material

Unsure how I feel about the new Jed North underwear

All the pretty yum

It'll be 3 weeks on Saturday that I haven't had caffeine ie a Celsius. Really want I've

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I know most people say they don't like adulting, but seriously, not for me

Sadly, not my cock

Such a good boy!

I felt a little better about things yesterday than I do today. As I'm reading new books about things, I can't help but wonder if it's because I was getting little dopamine hits from texting friends & I haven't been messaging as much today

Good boy

Hello there

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Started singing in my car again. Guess that's a good sign