TS Tana Mojo

Does Philly have a large queer community or are the 5 Philly queers just really loud?

Trying to make small talk with customers about hunting is so difficult and makes me look like a psychopath to people that kill living beings for fun. I’m like “oh yea. Fuck deer. Thank you for helping eradicate them”

“Evangeline has invited you to collaborate on notes” is my bat signal

Do you think they’ll let me vote

Me and some gay guy I met 30 minutes ago kiiing at the afters when everyone starts hooking up

Jesus after getting crucified:

I’m not really t4t, but if Bosco wanted to smooch a lil, I wouldn’t decline

She’s so real cause you can tell she already dug through the goodie bag

Not to me

Bout 3 years too late to do scientific research on this

I used that performance to win an argument with my roommate that she’s the greatest performer in history

BREAKING: Trump has appointed Theresa Caputo Head of Long Island Affairs

The Angel Janelle appeared to Mary alongside a multitude of heavenly hosts. “Do not fear. You will give birth to the ultimate diva” said the Angel Janelle

I made everyone out tonight pinky swear that if they ever got three wishes from a genie, they would use one to turn me into a muppet

Hope the ultimate diva reveals herself soon

Karma Smurftra

Ik smurfette was for sure

Nobody was telling me this lmaooo

I brought pictures of my mother and grandma to my consult and refused to get my jaw shaved to still resemble the women in my family!

This not being on streaming… and only available for purchase. Same sister

If I attempted to FaceTime you last night while blackout I’m sorry. And if I didn’t, you’re next.

Make your date start doing trad wife content

Y’all know I stan lesbians. However tonight a lesbian cockblocked me so we could make out. This is yalls final warning

as a southerner who always listens to ppl demoralize southern states, I personally think Ohio seems fucking stupid!

I read this as bisexual gay guys and was like teaaaa I love them

Not me y’all stay safe

Made a second account to snag Bowen Yangs username for leverage later

Ron:

Cause sometimes I gotta call my gay friend a fag and queen out

Twitter dying right as I start going viral and getting thirst followed by studs…truly unfair