Jordo

ive been super excited to post this one so im dropping it a little early

Von Lycaon

Von Lycaon gets hit by - INT beam

Von Lycaon zonked and stupid.

Ever just in a mood to zonk your fave furry gatcha characters?

Guess he's just Von Zonked now.

🧊🎨

That expression is so peak oh my god thank you for this

📢 Very important reminder!

More like Yggy taught you to give him a treat for doing a spin he already knew how to do

Don’t do this to me

*eyes swirling and bare ass pushed against the glass table for you to look at from underneath*

Hypnosis isn’t real idiot. You look so stupid right now saying I’m hypnotized.

Ok scheduled like a billion appointments I deserve to be zonked and spaced out

Setting minimum age filter on Barq to 24+ and watching the entire area disappear into dust

Hello to big muscular guys with big pecs that make them melt when grabbed

They’re my favorite kinda underwear they’re so peak

The cat does not concern himself with the pleas of the tf/hypno victim

Three panel comic of a tall wolf feeding a smaller, thinner weasel. He is stuffing a burger into the weasels mouth in the first panel, and offering a plate of pizza in the second while the now chubbier weasel admires his gut in the mirror. The last panel as the wolf groping and squeezing the weasels new heft while the latter looks away shyly, his clothes now much too small and tearing away revealing his new tubby body

Sometimes a little (rough) encouragement is all the push you need

Sweet comic I got from Alley_Cat_Momo on Twitter!

Oh no I mean they literally designed him to be a blank slate. That’s why they never show his face in anything at all. They don’t expect people to actually like him but they did so they kept him. All concept art and promotional material has his face entirely hidden

college hits like a TRUCK!

I fear this would work on me

I’m pretty sure they originally designed him to kinda boring on purpose to be a blank slate for the player to project and it still feels that way for me. He’s much better in 8 but he just falls short to the already big and amazing cast imo. His voice actor did some amazing reads in 8 though

Saving all my friends contacts as “Food” and “Snack” the moment I find out they like vore

legendary hotmeat89 tumblr reply thread unbossed: [photo of a bumper sticker that says "my girlfriend's husband fights for your freedom" eastbayfatman: damn good way to get your fucking windows kicked in hotmeat89: shut the fuck up and raise my son bootlicker lowtiermemer: all fun and games until someone with 3 confirmed kills shows up at your door with a baseball bat hotmeat89: im not at my house tho, im at yours with your wife penguintron: but he's got shooters all over the world even when he's away hotmeat89: just shot a load in his wife hitting-on-cullen: you ungrateful asshole. my bf might be fighting for your freedom and you're here mocking him for keeping your pathetic ass safe from the threats of the world. if a war comes to our country, we're not saving you, you dumbass ungrateful fuckup of a human being. hotmeat89: your bf is fighting for oil and killing civilians and probably cheating on you he's a scumbag which is why I just fucked his mom to make a better son thetyrannosaur: [briton riviere's painting, "aggravation" a jester is mocking dogs from atop a wall] heardbook: the fool taunts the hungry dogs but the dogs have their day and the fool becomes a feast hotmeat89: your girl boutta be the fest soon as you get deployed boot boy blm1997: world heritage post cpineau1973: whoever was the first person to post this is the biggest piece of shit in the world you're an amoral ASSHOLE!!!! cpineau1973: hotmeat89 you are a disgrace you don't deserve to be called an american! you don't even have the right to call yourself a MAN! hotmeat89: I don't call myself a man but your wife still calls me to fuck

if there's ever a draft you have to dodge it first and foremost because it is the morally correct thing to do but secondly, hotmeat89 might get your ass.

Alt gas mask version!

Huffing all those rubbery post-suiting scents~

(Love how this turned out <3)

Thinking about good ol “Wobble Wagon” Wes

Fat booties weasel

Maybe you two could meet for lunch…

To be clear I love Beastars with all my heart but unfortunately it is kinda cheeks near the end

Crazy that we have both a manga and anime of Beastars and both of them really fall off during the last third of their run

He’s thinking about you too and he’s getting hungry

tail hole stretch~ 💕

Week 4*

Lets hear it for week of no energy and a cough (and also now I’m having tooth pains so yay dentist)

Anyone wanna come over and watch family guy (you can hold me during the scary parts)