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lmao clippers

07.03.2026 04:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

lol clippers

07.03.2026 04:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
YOU STOLE DOG BLOOD

YOU STOLE DOG BLOOD

07.03.2026 04:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

they might be good

07.03.2026 04:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

the nuggs are kinda bad

07.03.2026 04:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I would say hilarious turnover myself

07.03.2026 04:16 πŸ‘ 45 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 3

lmao

07.03.2026 04:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i'm the guy that says iran is in the ocean. all of those dots are me

07.03.2026 04:17 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

looked like an ankle injury. seemed bad at the time, haven't heard tho

07.03.2026 04:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

luka doncic is a witch

07.03.2026 04:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

they are just barely a team without jamal

07.03.2026 04:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Wolves live rent free in Denver broadcast’s head bc Jokic just scored on Towns (who plays for the New York Knicks), announcers said β€œThat’s why they went and got Gobert” (who plays for a different team than the team playing the Nuggets right now) and then Towns immediately hit a 3

07.03.2026 03:40 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 3

the nougats just can't catch a break this year. pretty wild run of injuries

07.03.2026 03:42 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

jokic is so funny when he thinks he should've gotten a call

07.03.2026 02:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the very least these guys could do is hide that they're like this

07.03.2026 00:21 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

it's pretty wild that when Dax died they posted the new Dax in the same place. surely there were a few dozen starships that could have used a cute little therapist

07.03.2026 00:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i ate too fast and now i feel bad

in my defense, it was very good

06.03.2026 23:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

EXCLUSIVE: Trump has shown private interest in your keys when you jangle them and they're all sparkly and they sound like a bell like that.

The joke is that reporting on him like he's Terri Schiavo is actually the more responsible approach.

06.03.2026 23:36 πŸ‘ 145 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
some guy saying "can we stop doing the marcia lucas save star wars conspiracy"

some guy saying "can we stop doing the marcia lucas save star wars conspiracy"

i will never stop slandering george lucas. knowing it annoys star wars fans just makes me want to do it more

06.03.2026 23:11 πŸ‘ 456 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 2
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06.03.2026 22:23 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the cheapest and most abundant and utile political resource for the american ruling class is muslim life. this has been true my entire life. you can never go wrong slaughtering muslims

06.03.2026 16:27 πŸ‘ 1962 πŸ” 384 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 9

ah, ok. thank you

06.03.2026 21:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Serving what now??

06.03.2026 21:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh Dillon Brooks, you silly bastard

06.03.2026 17:10 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Cream pies 8 dollars each
Pie with cream - sign

Cream pies 8 dollars each Pie with cream - sign

Happy Friday friends!

06.09.2024 15:16 πŸ‘ 64 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

Molly Jolly

06.03.2026 16:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank Fucking God It's Friday, What A Long Fucking Week

Or TFGIFWALFW for short

20.06.2025 04:58 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Line go down

Line go down

Is this good?

06.03.2026 15:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

who the fuck cares please shut up

06.03.2026 02:35 πŸ‘ 62 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 5

Man, imagine if the Nuggets had a wing player who could shoot. They'd be so good!

06.03.2026 04:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0