Trains Across the Sea

wide kylo dot jpeg

Confession: I didn't know Welsh people were real until grad school

He looks like he just got Being John Malkoviched into a new body

me: I’ll just lie down for 5 minutes
my body: ok we will now enter a mysterious state that is worse than sleep but also not rest

What could go right

I couldn't get a good pic but Diamond Lake had what I can only describe as Scooby Doo fog on it just now

I knew this all seemed familiar

They pair well with his Sonic teeth

If this is true, what universe am I living in?

A brown penguin chick of some kind. It looks very much like a man in a suit. It is bedraggled and miserable

Made it to Friday but at what cost

Will he ever say why?

You all had one job

Going for a walk, I expect all of this to have unhappened by the time I get back

Why do we put up with this

They should find the shitasses who attacked Iran and hold them accountable

Break a leg (somebody else's)

What do Oklahomans see here and admire?

In that case I'm glad I can't remember what I saw

Have they considered being less racist? That wouldn't cost a dime

Saving Rodman for North Korea

At it again

Forgive my ignorance, but what is 'offline'? It sounds nice

They should let Colbert host it

Please my returns they're diminishing

We've come a long way (back) baybeee

god saves his spiciest mustard for his bravest lil corndogs

Can I guess what they all have in common

Sorry, neither! Just a separate joke that didn't land

A secondary point, but I'm not sure it's in the interest of Israel either

Aight I'm out