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@ryancullencomedy

Stand-up Comedian. Co-Host of 'Absolute Cuts' Pod

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I've a special on YouTube

26.01.2025 21:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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07.01.2025 08:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Saw this on Twitter & came back here

02.01.2025 17:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Man City getting relegated before
the 115 charges relegates them would be *chefs kiss*

15.12.2024 18:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Elf | Absolute Cuts Podcast #70

Another Xmas Special & this time it's the family classic Elf, that of course Mark tries to ruin with his baseless theories

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Youtube - youtu.be/0abNn0tYDQs?feโ€ฆ

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12.12.2024 16:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Banging new app out lads. Cheers for the heads up Duolingo

09.12.2024 12:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Coming into Xmas season on Letterboxd
boxd.it/aV27N

08.12.2024 12:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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See you there folks

04.12.2024 18:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Post this one so I don't have to show the artist page that has Limp Bizkit on it

04.12.2024 16:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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HOME ALONE 2: LOST IN NEW YORK | Absolute Cuts Podcast #69

It's Xmas Special season folks & we start it all off with a ripper of an episode

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Youtube - youtu.be/Ed9VBifKK98?feโ€ฆ

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03.12.2024 12:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can't tell which this a bigger PR disaster for

03.12.2024 09:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Why do I fuckin bother" - Adam Thielen

02.12.2024 00:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I've had it for months. It's coming

01.12.2024 21:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

At what point do you actually sit down and think to yourself, "you know what my life is missing, being a member of Young Fine Gael"

29.11.2024 15:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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THE BUSINESS | Absolute Cuts Podcast #68

Classic Cuts this one folks. Danny Dyer, Wicked & Nelsons wildest fact yet

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Youtube - youtu.be/dy4oUIMd0mo?feโ€ฆ

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29.11.2024 14:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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TOUR ONSALE NOW

For tickets go to

linktr.ee/marknelsoncomic

These are just the first batch. Plenty more places to come.

If you would like me to bring the tour anywhere please let me know in the comments.

29.11.2024 13:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Dee Devlin on Instagram right now

27.11.2024 16:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Reckon Dee Devlin has pre-written 30 of those defences in her phone notes and just pops them out once every 6 months when applicable again

27.11.2024 16:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You know that moment when sleeping in bed and you jolt, as if you thought you were falling? That's a ghost fingering you

25.11.2024 00:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"innocent until proven guilty"

*Proven guilty*

"The deep state have claimed another victim in their war on humanity"

23.11.2024 17:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Donated blood today. It's truly amazing that you can save someone's life for the price of a hamster

23.11.2024 15:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Every season is jumper season. Fuck the critics

23.11.2024 14:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I see Conor McGregor's Election mandate of "Protect Irish women" has hit the most spectacular of snags

22.11.2024 17:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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10 years. Professional as ever

22.11.2024 14:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Absolute Cuts #67 - FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF Absolute Cuts With Mark Nelson & Ryan Cullen ยท Episode

Ferris Bueller's Day Off | Episode #67

Mark & Ryan discuss Gladiator 2, what happened to Cullen's socks and Nelson presents a wild Ferris Bueller theory

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21.11.2024 12:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Would watch if started & ended with a catastrophic house fire within the first 30 seconds

21.11.2024 09:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Imagine having a wet dream while your electric blanket was on. Electrocuted.
Imagine the mess they'd find in the morning

21.11.2024 08:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was horrified to hear that fingernail scratch marks where found inside my grandmothers coffin considering it was me that tied her up

19.11.2024 20:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Planning and not actually doing it. Does this man follow through on anything

18.11.2024 20:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ben Doak is great

18.11.2024 20:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0