Marceline, Witness

Block, 6P, Roman canceling you into a combo.

The geese.
The geese.

Beautiful art, but that barebones sketch gives me the same kind of feeling I get when I see the residual leg bones of whales and go "wait a minute, these fuckers used to be land mammals"

Ah yes, clucking

Seinfeld music.

40 year old mother of 2 who spent her youth on Tumblr reblogging “Touch my butt and buy me pizza” posts and aesthetic gifs of Doctor Who: I feel like I’m past my prime and nobody will ever want me again :(

Me [So erect the table is lifting up a couple inches]: Tell me about your ex again

The world needs more of this

A small deer plushie holding a roll of string under its arm and a threaded sewing needle in the other, there's a small satchel on her shoulder too containing probably anything else she might need to repair a plushie The deer has visible stitches all over her, an embroidered image of a Christmas pine tree decorating its belly, as well as two big patches of fur around it's wrists, Its legs appear to be held on with buttons near its thigh

Little plushie doctor who helps patch up any of her fellow toys in need.

Doodled this one night after seeing a post on Tumblr by user soft--dogs of a little deer doll they were making.

I should specify you gotta like, message me about it

Will give a photo of my tits to whoever gives me 20 bucks for doordash

The main one or the oregano one?

God so many woke bangers these days, just wish I could bang em all.

Ohhhhhhhhhhh.

Yeah no this explains a lot about that manor comic.

Art!

Is god not alien?

I'm thinking of what that would entail and all that can come to mind is valley girl accent

Holy goddamn on a brisket turned sideways

Glory! Remember to wipe the injection site and the vial top down with rubbing alcohol before every injection!

YAYYYYYYYYY
YAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY
YYYYYAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY

No one has had good thoughts while laughing like that

She's so real for that!!! We love getting that bag under capitalism!!!!!

Wow how did you know?

Eyeing various moots tea cabinets

Should probably also put signs up for the things that read.

It also sounds more humane!

Shade Hues

DM it to me and I will. Eventually. I'm not very good at reading things but I'll read it for you

Realized I haven't posted this on here yet

I'm just saying, in another life, I would be a fanatic cult leader, and I WOULD have an ironic twist where my free will is torn from me by my darn god in a gruesome, ecstatic ritual gone awry leaving me a blissful puppet

Y'know if you think about it getting brain meltingly horny for no reason in the middle of your shift is kind of like going into heat