Thanks, Sis!

The irony is that America needs to be shielded from the Shield of the Americas. Canada, Central America, and South America could definitely use a shield from Cadet Bone Spurs, but I question whether Corey’s girlfriend is the right murderer for the job. #VeteransAgainstTrump

Shouldn’t that “Shill of the Americas?” And hey, she is going to be sooo popular in the Americas - South, Central, and our good friends in Canada. Please please please can we be Canada’s 11th Province? Asking for several million friends!🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

For a second there, I thought we were going to have to retire Kristi Noem's "Why are you such a cunt?" anthem.

But don't you worry! - Markwayne Mullin has four syllables as well so I think it's going to work out. 🎵 📣

I believe that Cadet Bone Spurs has the Iranian people confused with McDonald’s.

@deserthummingbird.bsky.social
I used to think of another company as “The Friendly Skies.” Then I had the privilege of meeting you.
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One thing that always improves my day is this little cow with big ambitions.💙🌎

I am calling it Epic Fuckup.
#VeteransAgainstTrump

Secretary Nope was in my city yesterday. In keeping with her rich tradition of cosplay, she will now be able to perform the Johnny Cash classic, singing, “I shot a dog in Reno, just to watch him die.”🎶🎼🎶.
#HomeMeansNevada

I long to see him in a different deep hole. C’mon cerebrovascular accident!
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I’m getting to the point thatI may take Stephen Colbert’s advice paraphrasing Ms. Obama’s quote. When they go low, we get high. Sigh.

Seems a tad of an extreme response to murder people in order to distract us from the Epstein files.🌎

I won’t forget all the good hearted (and like minded) friends who I met, courtesy of a company that advertises heavily on PBS. Here’s Howard Parkin, FRAS (and still more letters), Astronomer of vessel Orion, and a sunrise in Melbourne. #MyVikingJourney

Saved my Veterans Against Trump tee shirt for my last night in Australia. We were a hit - no surprise.🌎

C’mon cerebrovascular accident! #VeteransAgainstTrump

The little clot that could...
#USDemocracy #Voices4Victory

Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney has invited both teams to his office for a photo op. He felt bad for the American women's team not going to the White House.
Safer in his office than in trumps...

I don’t really wish to come back, but my visa is temporary! Got lost 3 times (kind of intentional) in Melbourne Royal Botanic Gardens.🌎💙

I would watch the SOTU only if:

1. Trump was announcing resignation.
2. Trump was going to be arrested while speaking.
3. The grim reaper paid him a visit on camera.

Otherwise I would rather hunt dust bunnies who don't lie.

Thanks, Andy!

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—The White House announced that, after redactions, Donald J. Trump’s State of the Union would only be 17 seconds long. News of the speech’s length drew a strongly negative reaction, with a broad majority of Americans calling 17 seconds “too long.”

TACO: Apparently the blowback on Noem shutting down TSA Precheck was very swift.
Update: According to the TSA “At this time, TSA PreCheck remains operational with no change for the traveling public. As staffing constraints arise, TSA will evaluate on a case-by-case basis and adjust accordingly.🤣

Holy shit!🤣

I like the person who posted this on another site: “Obi Wan Kenobi - These are not the files we’re looking for.”

Be a good boy! Sit. Roll over and play dead. Stay… until I get back in 2-5 years. Treats for everyone!

At first I just hoped for a cerebrovascular accident. Now my hope is that the cerebrovascular accident happens live on TV. Margaritas all around!
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I had the privilege if watching astronomer Howard Parkin’s presentation on breaking the highest glass ceiling. It’s all about women astronomers, scientists, and astronauts, from Hypatia in the 7th century to the present. Or further out, if one includes Nichelle Nichols as Lieutenant Uhura. 🌎

No words, just #VeteransAgainstTrump

So glad that Mr. And Mrs. Vladimir Futon are not my parents!😱