A minor league hockey team had a wiener dog race. Zero thoughts, just vibes and absolute chaos. A thing of beauty
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A minor league hockey team had a wiener dog race. Zero thoughts, just vibes and absolute chaos. A thing of beauty
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The “why won’t this fucking drawer open” starter pack.
Was that when The Bill had a gay, black police officer (Lance Powell) that the likes of Littlejohn referred to as "the PC PC"? 🙄
Macro photo of a brown stink bug in face view on a leaf, guarding a tightly-clustered bunch of eggs that are shaped and colored exactly like a full tray of dark beer with foam on top.
Finally, the bug is back with a round of the Guinness.
#WutheringHeights Sweepcliff.
The first episode of Bagpuss was originally broadcast on this day in 1974. Created by Peter Firmin and Oliver Postgate, the series ran for just 13 episodes (with voices provided by Postgate, Sandra Kerr and John Faulkner).
I tried to take a photo of a grasshopper on my windshield, but now it looks like a gigantic bug destroying the town.
A fair proportion of the flags along Bridge Road are hanging on precariously by a single cable tie post-storms. How long until one or more blows into the traffic? Bet the flag-shaggers are nowhere to be seen then.
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“The Six Nations starts on Friday.”
Text: Old adversaries Sir, Your obituary (Jan 19) of Mr Justice Blofeld rightly referred to his fine sense of humour. When he first sat in Winchester a barrister called Richard Bond stood up to open the first case. Mr Justice Blofeld began to stroke the white ermine on the sleeve of his High Court judge’s robes as if stroking a cat. He then said with a smile: “We meet at last, Mr Bond.” Sir John Royce Clifton, Bristol
Letter in Times today
Reform estimate now...😉
Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
Feliz Navidad? Yeah, we’d love to bring the boy here, just trying to get the deal sealed before midnight
Berry Bars
Your annual reminder to be careful when choosing your fonts.
Doesn't contain any fried potatoes either so they need to ditch the "crisp" too. 🧐
A photo of some old fashioned weighing scales. There is a human heart in the tray. I had to change the position of the pointer to reflect the weight of a human heart. Caption, between musical notes, ‘But the very next day…’
Last Christmas I gave you my heart…
Is there anything more beautiful than the sight of these three Parisian ladies enjoying a walk on the boulevard?
Screenshot of Lynn from I'm Alan Partridge saying Thank You, I'll have a Bailey's
Me, everyday for the next month
Ah, the "joys" of CrossCountry and their alleged train service.
WORD OF THE DAY.
Excellent.
To give up spreadsheets for forty days.
Then there's this one 😏💅
just....enjoy this
Why's that then? 😄
4️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ 🆙
City captain Pierce Sweeney hits an incredible milestone in 🔴⚪️ this afternoon 👏
An absolute City legend ❤️
#ECFC #SemperFidelis
The BBC are accidentally running the subtitles to Mrs Marple over the Mercury Prize, and it’s rather wonderful. A few of lines could plausibly have been written by Jarvis.
Yes, yes I know I keep banging on about my fucking book! However, if you want one repost this and I’ll do a random winner pick thing by the end of the week because I’m great like that. ♥️📚
#amindofmyown
A club statement from Blackpool saying Steve Bruce has been sacked along with coaches Steve Agnew and Stephen Clemence. Stephen Dobbie and Steve Banks will take temporary charge.
You don’t have to be called Steve or Stephen to work at Blackpool, but it does help.
