Jordan Blok (@jordanblok)

just went back to this gotDAMN

26.06.2025 22:55 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

these is a distinct personality disorder present in AMC A-Listers and i have it

26.06.2025 22:52 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

love being whorish for a cause

14.06.2025 21:21 👍 27 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

oh wow it’s mad ghetto over here

25.05.2025 09:32 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

the way i live by this sage advice to this day like girl fr do NOT make unnecessary journeys do notttt take risks on treacherous roads i be sayin!!

25.05.2025 06:40 👍 13 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

yesterday tbh

25.05.2025 03:22 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1

so sweet of him to rescue this man from a hostage situation 🥺

24.05.2025 23:45 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Alexander Skarsgård in Murderbot more like Murderthispussybot

21.05.2025 06:38 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Finally watched the latest episode of The Last Of Us and was so eviscerated i’ve been crying for the last hour

21.05.2025 03:45 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

rewatching all of the Final Destinations before i see Bloodlines and i love how this universe paints Death as an extremely petty and spiteful omnipotent drama queen with a dark sense of humor who fucking HATES having to show up in person to work overtime

20.05.2025 04:52 👍 13 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

9 year old me was so in love with him

20.05.2025 02:35 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

help me when i see you daddy 🥺

17.05.2025 23:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

the fact i get a notification for every like on here piss me off so bad ITS SO GHETTO IN HERE

17.05.2025 05:54 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

got a dress in mail that was so steven universe enby coded that i dropped it out of shock like it was acidic

17.05.2025 02:50 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

happy friday!

16.05.2025 18:47 👍 24 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

platinum papi

17.05.2025 02:48 👍 25 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

you are so

13.05.2025 01:21 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

ur man up late making extra pots of this body tea

07.04.2025 22:35 👍 19 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

clocking in for Your Wife duty every day

07.04.2025 22:13 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fuck I love my girl so much @jordanblok.bsky.social

07.04.2025 22:12 👍 34 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Me in the national security group chat

24.03.2025 22:50 👍 39 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 3

I just saw somebody say nazi america is oz without dancing this place is ghetto as hell rn

23.01.2025 00:41 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Girl this app is the corniest place I’ve ever seen in my life like Steven Universe profile pic corny nobody’s comin here until y’all wash the gif reply off your spirit

23.01.2025 00:37 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0

they’re posting resisty, cringe memes of the bishop on my discover tab here. people aren’t moving here until there’s a de-Warrenization of the vibes.

22.01.2025 21:54 👍 34 🔁 4 💬 5 📌 0

Sorry all this terrible stuff happening and it’s like yes it’s always been awful but it’s like normal shit I legit can’t even do now so I’m obviously really upset and don’t want here anything “positive” that’s not a cashapp notification I’m so serious Lmao

21.01.2025 18:31 👍 22 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

please leave your screams at the beep

22.01.2025 17:17 👍 635 🔁 143 💬 23 📌 1

“Yeah people are going to die” 😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂

21.01.2025 23:51 👍 18 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

……. empathy?

21.01.2025 18:22 👍 29 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0

Panties off for the werwulf

22.01.2025 18:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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